Long time readers will remember how we were early fans of Gary Brolsma and the Numa Numa song. At that time, I thought I'd never see anything as funny, although the recent “Will You Go To Prom With Me?” was close. But now, well - this one really is up there with the best of them.

Thanks to fine folks at Gorillamask for pointing me to this - we now present for you viewing pleasure..... TONY SINGING!

By "Earth-2" I mean "Long Island", the alternate earth version of New Jersey, where our Aquaman's counterpart takes photos of his fellow LIRR passengers and writes about the hell he experiences every day.

I prefer our Earth and our version of Aquaman but maybe he can start incorporating pictures into his Commuting Suicide entries.

LIRR Commuter from Hell

After watching every episode of the first three editions of The Apprentice, I was all Trumped out. But I managed to catch a few minutes tonight. Remember all the great rewards? Meet George Steinbrenner at Yankee Stadium; hoop it up with the Knicks; have dinner in Trump's apartment. Well, they must have run out of ideas.

Tonight's reward? Head out to White Plains for some face-to-face time with former game-show contestant Bill Rancic. That'd be like rewarding the 1996 Bayside High valedictorian by setting up a meeting with Assistant Principal Screech.

Here's what you missed:

Rancic: If you guys have any questions, this is your time to, you know...You can ask me anything you want.

Kiss-Ass Contestant I'm Shocked Was Cast: [Voice-Over] He works with Mr. Trump every day, so he really understands what Mr. Trump is looking for in an apprentice.

Rancic: I think passion. I think you've got to be creative. You've got to think outside the box. And you want to be innovative. You know, you want to be able to come up with fresh ideas. And...actions speak louder than words. And you know I know Donald Trump is a firm believer in that. It's about delivering the victories.

Kiss-Ass Contestant I'm Shocked Was Cast: [This time kissing ass right to Rancic's face, not in a confessional taped at a later time] Good words of wisdom.

So, to summarize, the qualities Mr. Trump is looking for in an apprentice are the same qualities required for almost every advertising job on craigslist, a TV weatherman, or Sophomore Class President.

As a ratings stunt, they both should have been fired on the spot, and Rancic should have been forced to turn over his "Apprentice '04" sash and tiara.

Check out stuff on my cat
A celebration of crap you can do to lazy-ass felines.
-via Nicole and her two new kittens, Stanley and Molly-who are destined to have stuff on them in the very near future.

Today only...Nolita pizza place, Lombardi's in turning back the clock to 1905.

(The image is from this morning. You think a crowd has gathered since then?)

This is the kid. He knows what to do about terrorism, and it involves bat day at Yankee Stadium.

Via DoubleViking.

The recent news that two Carolina Panthers' cheerleaders had been caught in a "sexual situation" which ultimately led to a fight (and their dismissal) reminded me of Jerry Seinfeld's assertion that the reason most men were fascinated by girl-on-girl catfights is that there was a chance that they might accidentally kiss.

(Also ably demonstrated by the Miller Lite catfight TV Spot - zip file here).

Which of course, was all the provocation I needed to produce the latest installment in our increasingly sordid Top Ten category. And so, get out the chapstick and pucker up, as YesButNoButYes brings you our choice of the Top Ten Lesbian Lip-Locks.

- Ali G puts the Beckhams on the hot seat. Two-on-one interview for comic relief.
- Pam Anderson, Poncho and Lefty give the weather report on Fox NFL Sunday.
- This won't show up on Top Five on Tuesday...Charlie Brown's Christmas Tree.
- Classic Dave Chappelle - The Apple Parody ad.
- Last Question...Senator McCain...Is Dick Cheney nuts? Daily Show link of the day.