Apparently Madonna's new album has been leaked on the internet a full two weeks before it's official release date.

That's just terrible. (Especially track #7 - allegedly...)

For all our Manhattan readers, I wanted to point you to an exhibition that started at the weekend of artwork by comic artist extraordinaire, Chris Ware. Taking place at the Adam Baumgold Gallery on E 79th St, the exhibition will feature original art from the upcoming Acme Novelty Library #16, and runs through December 3rd.

Regular readers know I'm a massive fan of Ware's work, and I think his Jimmy Corrigan is one of the ten best graphic novels of all time. So even though I have yet to schlepp my ass up to 79th Street myself, I'm sure it's worth the trip. A full review if and when I make it.

I really don't know what it is, but I like it. Superbad.

Stuck in New Zealand with nowhere to go? Stop by the Queensland Sofitel.

Google search "(your name) needs"

Apparently:

DNAgal needs our help and support now more than ever.
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What do you need?

From the Washington Post, the CIA has been maintaining a hidden global internment network (black sites) for the last four years in Thailand, Afghanistan, and some Eastern European countries for the purpose of hiding and interrogating terrorism suspects.

Four words: Nice work...please continue.

Right now I have nothing to add to this picture, which doubles as about 12 visual metaphors. I'm just storing it here until I have use for it. Like Spaghettios in a fallout shelter.

This viral site for NBA 06 -The Life (PS2) is packed with content, and its pretty funny too. It catches up with three players who didn't do "the life" the right way and looks back on their short careers. Check out the videos of the mulleted Billy Joe Cuthbert's extreme D. Listen to Jason "Sweet Money" McDaniels' rap CD. And hear Russian giant Sergei Vogavich's NBA slang.

The funny thing is there probably always has been a Fox News in some form or another. All of history's big events I'm sure had been covered by someone in the same pig-headedly opinonated fashion as is depicted here.