Yes, it's been thirty years since our KC Armstrong interview, and even we're geting sick of looking at his picture in the corner, so we thought it might be time to track down another H List Celebrity to ask them the tough questions that other sites probably wouldn't give a shit about. And so...coming next week...an exclusive YesButNoButYes interview with...

Naked Cowboy AND Naked Cowgirl

That's right, we got them both on the phone together (Cowboy was actually in his car coming back from a gig in Cincinnati) for a joint interview to hear the real naked story.

- What's the message you're both trying to get out to the good people of Time Square?
- Are there hereditary naked singing genes, or do environmental factors play a role?
- Where do you keep your keys?

Answers to these questions and more (trust us, Naked Cowboy is a VERY INTENSE DUDE) plus a special gift for all the YesBut readers...coming next week.