Aquaman's earlier post made me do something I have never done before - visit the Modell web site. Once there, I noticed they proudly proclaim to be “hacker safe”. Until I saw this, it never occurred to me that someone might try to hack Modells but it was somehow reassuring nevertheless. Until I read the small print:

“Hacker Safe does not mean Hacker Proof”

So I'm guessing that I misread the button, and that what Modells are actually trying to do is provide a safe environment for hackers to buy lime green T-Shirts.