Here's a picture of my new digs. Our company is in the midst of massive reconstruction, which means, for the next year, I'll be sharing this cozy alcove with TWO fellow employees (this picture was taken while sitting on the third desk).
In a related story, here's a great ambient ad from today's Adrants:
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Reddit!
Okay, I'll bite.
Do you want the standard "Sucks to be you?" sympathy thing, or do you want the "Woah! I think it's SWEET SWEET SWEET!" envy thing?
Please tell me.
Johnny C - We count on you to provide brutal honesty. Something like "Jump" would suffice.
I'm making pork chop cutlets, lightly breaded, with a creamy noodle sauce and fresh cut corn.
I'm so glad I bought into the bullshit stocks years ago - when I finally "sold out," I should have left the country, but oh NO - I stayed here.
What a joke. I pay 17% taxes every year, and my quarterly dividends are slowly whithering away.
Let me jump for you.