SCENE:
[DANIEL knocks on Miyagi's door.]

MIYAGI: Aye, come in, Daniel-son.

[DANIEL enters the apartment.]

DANIEL: Mr. Miyagi, I need you to teach me karate. These guys at school keep bullying me, pushing me around.

[MIYAGI pauses, then sits down. DANIEL sits as well.]

MIYAGI: No worry about other guys, Daniel-son. Only worry about you.

DANIEL: That's what they tried to do with Hitler, push him around, and look what he did. He came back and proved them all wrong. That's what I want to do.

MIYAGI: Daniel-son?

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