From the Prophey of Profanity that brought us the The Expanded Dictionary of Obscure and Obscene Sexual Terms, Powdermonster.

Swat team hand signals

Within the Arc of the Covenant was a great and powerful lexicon...

"The Expanded Dictionary of Obscure and Obscene Sexual Terms"

Some of the gems of verbal firepower include:

Airplane Blonde - A blonde who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

Muhamad Ali - (for a girl) While giving your soon to be ex-boyfriend a hummer, start punching his nutsack as if it were a punching bag.
See following video for (please be warned this clip IS pornographic) example.

Im looking for some that are not so graphic... having trouble. OK kids, Im off to sensitivity training.

With great power comes great responsibility. If you can except this.... click.

It was a love like no other.

The description heralds this as “the greatest of all gifts”, and you'll get no argument from me. Twelve different “artisan bacons” delivered to your door each month. Sounds like a rasher of heaven. Find out more about the Bacon of the Month Club here.

Remember this? Well here's this.

Via lastminuteblog.

Speaking of having way too much time on my hands...

Thanks to Scara for posting the TV Cream list of the top 100 retro toys. (I totaly forgot about Tomy Cue Ball game)

They forgot a few, though.

Three hilarious links I saw on BoingBoing this morning:

• If you remember Zero Wing, you'll also remember those “Engrish” subtitles that gave birth to the internet legend of “All Your Base Are Belong To Us”. Now they've been set to Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody for the perfect synergy of geek and ... er.. geek. Witness All Your Base Rhapsody.

• If that wasn't geek enough for you, here's 8-Bit Mario art created with carefully arranged and mixed up Rubik's Cube Blocks

• And here's San Francisco wobbling like an earthquake's in progress. SF made completely in Jello.

None of which disprove the old adage that some people have way too much time on their hands.

Arianna discussing the Judy Miller saga on Real Time. I love it, but I agree with the host that she should tone it down a bit sometimes.

Also, Maureen Dowd's take on the situation.

All via OneGoodMove.

Spent the afternoon at MOMA yesterday for SAFE: Design Takes On Risk, a collection of over 300 products and prototypes designed to protect us from dangerous or stressful circumstances...basically a paranoid hypochondriac's Christmas wonderland. Pretty interesting glimpse of where we are, and where we're headed, in this wonderful color-coded world of ours.

Check out MOMA's online exhibition here for a complete collection of in-focus images. (they don't allow flash photography and I was a little hung-over)