"The Fog" No Stars (out of four): Incoherent mess of a remake is exactly the type of movie for which the zero-star rating was invented. Avoid this one at all costs.

You don't go see a remake of John Carpenter’s mildly-revered 1980 B-movie “The Fog” expecting brilliance, but you at least expect it to deliver the adequate chills and scares. Not this remake. This "Fog" seems to have no interest in entertaining its audience and only a mild concern for coherence. There's not a single moment in the film to recommend. So devoid of creativity is this movie that the fog announces its arrival with four really loud knocking sounds. Screw the little cat's feet, this fog's out for blood.













