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Take cabs for the next few days. Story

They can use the money, anyway, cause of the rising gas prices.

Decisions, decisions.

Hows your health insurance? Why not try the 7-plus mile longboard race (in full traffic) down Broadway from 110th St to Bowling Green? There's a barbeque afterwords so you can compare raspberries and concussions. Come on out this Saturday.

Don't have a longboard? Local makers Homegrown Heavyz can outfit you with a custom board.

SCENE:
[DANIEL knocks on Miyagi's door.]

MIYAGI: Aye, come in, Daniel-son.

[DANIEL enters the apartment.]

DANIEL: Mr. Miyagi, I need you to teach me karate. These guys at school keep bullying me, pushing me around.

[MIYAGI pauses, then sits down. DANIEL sits as well.]

MIYAGI: No worry about other guys, Daniel-son. Only worry about you.

DANIEL: That's what they tried to do with Hitler, push him around, and look what he did. He came back and proved them all wrong. That's what I want to do.

MIYAGI: Daniel-son?

Read more scenes from Field of Dreams and Rudy at the new Cracked magazine site.

A woman was forced to get off a SouthWest Airlines flight for wearing a Bush-Cheney-Rice "Meet The F##Kers t-shirt. Link.

In other news, the first amendment just shot itself.

Daily Show Steves, Carrell and Colbert, were the voices of SNL's ambiguously gay duo? I didn't.

Thanks to GorillaMask for letting me know, and for the AGD tribute page.

How cool is that!

Story via Gothamist.

Yes, it's been thirty years since our KC Armstrong interview, and even we're geting sick of looking at his picture in the corner, so we thought it might be time to track down another H List Celebrity to ask them the tough questions that other sites probably wouldn't give a shit about. And so...coming next week...an exclusive YesButNoButYes interview with...

Naked Cowboy AND Naked Cowgirl

That's right, we got them both on the phone together (Cowboy was actually in his car coming back from a gig in Cincinnati) for a joint interview to hear the real naked story.

- What's the message you're both trying to get out to the good people of Time Square?
- Are there hereditary naked singing genes, or do environmental factors play a role?
- Where do you keep your keys?

Answers to these questions and more (trust us, Naked Cowboy is a VERY INTENSE DUDE) plus a special gift for all the YesBut readers...coming next week.

No, the teenage counselers from Camp Crystal Lake are all very much alive...even creepy Mrs. Vorhees is still hanging around.

I was gonna do a full WATN post for the entire group, but like our Warriors and Rocky Horror posts before, we've found a site that's beaten us to it. So, if you'd like to know which actors escaped from that bloody set to become musicians, investment bankers, or actors named Kevin Bacon...click here.

And check out the YesBut Where Are They Now archive for more updates on former celebs.