Streaking - a curiously British phenomenon (that guy who streaked behind David Niven at the Oscars notwithstanding). While I was growing up, it seemed that almost every national sporting event in England was interrupted by a naked runner - usually a short ugly hairy man who proved to the crowd just how cold the weather actually was (see Seinfeld, shrinkage).
But while no-one - male or female - probably gives a damn about seeing male dangly bits jogging across a tennis court, I thought there might be a little more interest in a Hall of Fame for the great female streakers to grace our sporting arenas.
And so, YBNBY provides a pictorial guide to the Ten best female streakers of all time. (NSFW)
Erica Roe
24 year old Erica with an impressive 40“ bosom was the grandmother of female streakers, having famously bared herself before the Queen of England at an England vs Australia match in 1982.
Sheila Nichols
Sheila was aged only 19 when she invaded the hallowed turf of Lords Cricket ground in 1989. She is shown here breaking the two cardinal rules of female stripping - 1) trim well, and 2) never cartwheel.
Melissa Johnson
The first streaker to take to the grass at Wimbledon, during the Mens singles final in 1996. Balls dropped everywhere.
Tracy Seargant
Indoor bowls, a curiously British phenomenon which my own grandfather used to play religiously. Quite what the old codgers thought of 22 year old waitress Tracy is anyone's guess. This happened at the Indoor Bowls Championship in 2000. I believe in some circles the balls themselves are called 'Woods”, so there's definitely an erection joke in there somewhere.
Jacqui Salmond
The old saying goes “Men seldom make passes at women who wear glasses”. Err, I'm not sure that applies if that's ALL they're wearing. Naked women and golf - to some men, I'm guessing this equals nirvana. (To quote Monty Python, “Golf's not too popular around here”)
Michelle Cassidy
I would only consider topless to be a half-streak, but Michelle's fine form deserves inclusion for her spirited jaunt on the Wembley turf during the 1995 Rugby League World Cup Final.
Suzanne Pegg
Suzanne is seen here wearing Varsity colours at an Oxford vs Cambridge Rugby match at Twickenham in 1997. Apparently Suzanne was a student at - wait for it - Tit Hall College. Yep, sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
Michelle Newton
It's not all young nymphs on the greens. British Mom Michelle Newton streaked out onto a Sunderland soccer pitch to win a $100 bet. However, as she was arrested and fined $200 for her trouble, it wasn't exactly a financial success.
Naomi McDonald
A rare thing amongst female streakers (unlike their more outgoing male counterparts), Naomi is a serial streaker, having pulled off naked runs at both International cricket matches and Wimbledon.
Lynsey Dawn Mckenzie
Lynsey's sprint into streaking history happened during an England vs West Indies cricket match in 1995. She's one of the few streakers to go on to make a living taking her clothes off, as a professional 'big boob“ model. So fire up google and you'll find plenty of shots.
My thanks goes to the Streakers Hall of Fame where you can find these and many more streakers featured.
Tit Hall was my old college, I'll have you know, and the only people I ever witnessed streaking was the entire men's rowing team, from the old common room, down the stairs, to the river and back again into the open arms of the then master of Trinity Hall, Sir John Lyons. Of course, they did this weekly, occasionally taking a detour up my staircase to vomit on my doorstep, but that's just traditional, I'm told.
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What's with the "nobody"? In Europe trimmimg started in the early 80s. Some took care of the "bikini-line" even before that.
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Should the two of you ever learn to read, you might learn to interpret what you're reading (also known as "comprehension") and then, finally, realise that it was cardinal and not I that cast the opinion on late 80s trimming, you netherslappers. In the meantime, shut your mouths, roll your fingers back into their natural and chewable fists, and try to desist from slapping your bitchflaps at your browsers, you chimpboys.
And if dhananjay's contribution is supposed to imply that I'm some sort of Trinity Hall official, then join the fistchewers for although you can read, you haven't progressed to comprehension, nor indeed by the looks of things, writing. If not, then please disregard this notice and thank you for your payment.
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Classic Eurocentric Bullshit.
Streaking is not "a curiously British phenomenon, as you state at the top of your page. Plenty of examples of streaking at Australian sporting and other events, especially during the 1970s and 1980s.
A very famous one is Greg Chappell (I think), wacking a naked guy across the arse with his bat when he invaded an International Test pitch in Australia. Plenty of other examples of streaking at all sorts of sporting events in Australia since the early 1970s.
Seems to have died in the arse (as it were), over the past 10 years. Probably a live blow job or fucking centre-stage is the only thing that would get people's attention these days!
While, I wouldn't claim Britain to be the sole provider of streaking talent (no the originator), I would go so far as to say that the classic moments of streaking probably happened more in Britain than anywhere else, Greg Chappell's spank notwithstanding. However, props to the Australians as it was an Aussie who provided probably the most famous streaking photograph, that of Michael o'Brien at Twickenham in 1974.
The reason streaking has declined is due to a two-pronged assault. Firstly, the fines for streaking have increased exponentially, in both Britain and Australia. But secondly - and perhaps most importantly - extreme pressure was put on broadcasters to cut away from streakers during sports matches. This has the dual effect of discouraging those who want their moment of fame, and giving the impression that streaking has declined even more than it has.
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I think there should be a national vote in the US to legalize streaking. Nobody gets hurt. People just get their jollies on and then they don't have dignity anymore.
what a second....what about the porn star, britney skye, who streaked at that golf event...she was paid by some company to do it...and she's easily the hottest streaker ever...she walked up to like furyk or something when there were in a tense moment in the tourney and like gave him a hug...that should make the list...
In the words of my Irish buddy Glenn, "Isn't that grand!"... You Brits know how to turn a boring ass game like cricket into an event... No worries, baseball is boring too.... Hail to the victors beating Ohio State's ass tomorrow...
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There was a female streaker at a Rugby League (now there's a game) match in Brisbane a few years back. All good fun, except I wasn't terribly impressed by my young son being exposed to adult nudity. I don't think little kids should be exposed to public nudity. (I always keep my jocks on when I'm walking round the house in a state of undress.)
THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE YOUNG LADIES, I CAN'T SEEM TO PUT MY FINGERS ON?
Tracy Seargant pics: that chick better be careful or those funbags are gonna whiplash her in the face!!!
Although Lebanon, where I live, is just what you'd expect from a self-proclaimed "progressive" Middle-East country, I once saw in an old magazine from the seventies, before the 1975 war, photos of several simultaneous streakings, male & female, in the street, in actual Beirut (they had their faces covered). Quite daring... It's no fib! Too bad I couldn't keep the magazine to send you a scan, it'd really be worth it. At least for the history books... ;-)
But I wouldn't claim that we invented streaking before the ancient greek athletes. Yes, you know, they competed in the buff, and all? Still, can you call it streaking if it's the athletes, and they're actually expected to race naked? Cue heated debate...
Un, you say no one 'trimmed' in 1987? Yes, they did. And they also 'trimmed' duing the Golden Age of Greece. Ever read "Lysistrata?"
".. doesn't tend her garden." Refers to someone not 'trimming' down 'there.'
A word from a "Yank"... I worked for a local TV crew in the mid-70s in Northeast Florida. We were once working a typically boring commencement for a small, private college, doing full-length coverage for the city's "public television" station. It was a beautiful spring day in Florida and the ceremony was being held outdoors. The commencement speaker was George Gallup, pre-eminant public opinion polster of the day. As the crowd -- and our TV crew -- were beginning to fall asleep during the longwinded speech, there was a sudden commotion at the side of the stage. A line of five naked young men from one of the school's athletic squads came trotting out and across the front of the stage. Half the crowd reacted with clear horror, the other half exploding with unexpected glee. The cameraman in the highest position rapidly tried to get a good shot of the runners but the director wouldn't take it (put it on the air) because -- holed up in the production truck as he was -- he couldn't see what was going on and didn't know why the cameraman had had a sudden attack of palsy. As the naked young men finally rounded the other side of the stage and turned, dashing off to a dorm across campus, I finally noticed the sign being carried by the last man in line. An apparent reference to the speachmaker's vocation, the sign read, "Hey Mr. Gallup, how about these poles?"
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Hey whats with the two girls who raised their tshirts all the way up during a cricket match???
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I find it highly amusing that the Americans are throwing a tantrum over Eurocenticism in streaking reports.
Yes.
I can't believe there's a non- American domain. Maybe should invade them, just in case. They look like the tricky sort.
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What has Nudity got to do with running ? Duz anyone know what streaking is , DUH ?-Dr. Laura
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There was that lady during a Premiership game perhaps in 2000 or 2001 between Man City and Arsenal at Maine Road...
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Two small corrections:
Her name is Linsey Dawn McKenzie. That's how she prefers to spell her name, but Lord knows people have been misspelling it in various ways (Lindsay, Lindsey, Linzi, Linsie) for years.
She actually started out as a topless model for the Sport newspaper at the very young age of 15. She was already endowed with a 36 DDD bust then, which later grew as large as a 38HH.
Sadly, she recently had a breast reduction bringing her once massive bosom to "only" a 36DD, and she has also married a footballer, and retired for the most part. Such a pity, as she was the epitome of the all-natural-slim-and-stacked-almost-beyond-belief model.
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Damn fine bodies these. I'm surprised more of the chunky crowd doesn't walk-the-walk so to speak, like they do in nudist colonies.
And where are the volleyball streakers? Watching these fine bosoms as they spike someone would be worth the price of admission, eh?
Hey they were some great shots. I'd love to have them streak thruough a Wal~Mart Super Center here in Centeral Texas sometime. Just Let me know when so I can be there to watch.
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greg chappell didnt just whack streaker's buttocks, he hit him right in the nuts with the cricket bat, there is photo of it.
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My girlfriend is called melissa Johnson, she wanted to streak at the 2006 wimboldon mens final, to keep up the melissa johnson streaker name, unfortunatly i could not afford £650 for courtside seats :( would have been great for all u pervs out there luckly for me, i get to see it all anyway!
A big thank you to all you female streakers out there! You're beautiful, and NOT showing beauty where it flourishes is a sin, I say. Keep up the good work, ladies!
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my wife, a danish exchange student whom i met when she was 16 has always been 'trimmed' , as in, completely. never seen anything since that has interested me more.
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I was looking at the pictures of Naomi McDonald and noticed something. I think the middle picture is the first time she streaked. Then after looking at pictures of herself she decided to have a Boob job. After the Boob job she was so proud of her new breasts she had to show them off .. twice.
If you look closely you will see a white line around her nipples on the two outside pictures. Surgical scars left when the implants were put in.
Sadly yes, I did look at all the pictures that close