You know what the funny thing is?

This poor fat piece of shit is getting more ass than any of us... ANY of us.

God DAMN, being in the right place at the right time is key, boy.

However, the Season 2 opener is sucking balls.

Suck - o.

I hope they're not a one season wonder, like Desperate Whores - oops, Bitches.

We did the marathon over the last week too. Lot of people I know are doing that. I thought bringing out the box set just a week or so before Season Two was suicide, but now I'm beginning to think it was marketing genius, because now I'm so pumped for Season Two.

I also have a long elaborate theory on what the heck it's all about, but I won't bore you with it.

Well, I have a buddy who got a screener copy of it, and it sucks. Not a lot happens, and going down in the so-called 'abandoned' bunker doesn't lead to ANYTHING. Not qa god-damned thing. Fuck.

Sorry, guys. The first season is the ONLY season you're gonna watch, over and over and over...

Johnny, does the phrase "Shut The Fuck Up" mean anything to ya.

Why would you expect the hatch to lead to anything on the FIRST episode?? It took them half the season to figure out how to open up the friggin thing...

Ok it won an Emmy, everyone I know raves about it, it's out on DVD now, I have Netflix to catch last season and a DVR to backlog this season until I catch up. I guess I should give this show a chance.

Sorry, Johnny - we should have warned you. Jellio gets a bit "testy" first thing on a Monday morning. Too much strippers & coke over the weekend, I imagine.

Bummer, Netflix doesn't have the Lost DVDs for some reason.

Ahargh, there, Evil Richard. Me wench and me worked out it cost less than a daubloon a show, avast, so when ye buy ye get all the value for money ye crave.

Strippers, coke and 20 straight hours of network tv.

" Not a lot happens, and going down in the so-called 'abandoned' bunker doesn't lead to ANYTHING"

Well, so much for your inside information on THAT one...

THIS SHOW IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!