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Military Loses Armed Dolphins; "Oh shit," says Pentagon
Posted by Evil Richard

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20 years from now, when our children are being born in captivity and we are being forced to learn tricks to entertain our dolphin masters, we'll look back on 2005 as the year it all went to hell. The year hurricane Katrina set loose intelligent weaponized dolphins on the world. Damn, dirty dolphins!

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