A rumor o' tides to come reaches me on the trade winds. Tis' but a story, of a young brigand named Depp and 'is search for the father ee never knew. How touching, mateys. Shiver me timbers, who should wash ashore but that ol' black dog 'isself, Capn Keith Richards, a man who ne'er said no to a quart o' rum and a pouch o' exotic spices. Ahargh, tis but a match made in Pirate heaven.
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