Ahargh landlubbers. If ye haven't yet got ye sealegs around pirate talk, set sail on over to ye olde pirate translator. The Cap'n says it'll turn any scurvy web page into a site fit for ol' Bluebeard 'imself. Fetch me grog, wench.
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Tell me again...how long are you gonna talk like this?
Till the sun sets low o'er the mizen mast, and the sirens call me t'me bed, lad.
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