I found a transcript of a classic Saturday Night Live sketch. Mike Myers and Heather Locklear are hosting an infomercial, and Myers is continually horrified by his co-host's radical views. Makes the Kanye West "George Bush doesn't care about black people" moment even funnier.
Janet Miles: Hello, and welcome to "Amazing Time Savers", your home shopping connection...Please welcome, Richard Hayden!Here's the full transcript.Richard Hayden: My pasta-maker is easy to operate, because the directions are easy to follow.
Janet Miles: Well, we've heard that before: you buy an appliance with easy-to-follow directions, and you get it home, and you need a Ph.D to figure it out. Usually, this "easy direction" stuff is a big lie...like the Holocaust! [The phones ring wild, and the bulbs light up on the map.] Now, are your directions really easy to follow? Or is it just another Holocaust-type scam?
Richard Hayden: [dumbfounded by Janet's statements] Uh...they're, uh...they're, uh...easy to follow...they, uh...involve, uh...three easy steps.
Caller #1: [shaken ] Are you insane?! Did you just say that the Holocaust was a lie?!
Janet Miles: Listen.. there is no way of ever knowing if the Holocaust actually happened. But we do know this is an amazing pasta-maker. Next caller. You're on "Timesaver"!
Caller #2: This is unbelieveable..
Janet Miles: Isn't it! That pasta came out in less that three minutes!
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Mike Myers is a constipated fuckwad meat puppet.
Fuck him. He could have stood up for Kanye, but no, he just stayed white, and stupid (just like most of his sheep kind are).
I will NEVER forget his lapse in judgement for not standing up for all the bullshit people have truly suffered down in N.O. since the hurricane hit, and for this caucasian shitheel to not agree somehow but be WHITE and a FUCKING COWARD definately shows me that HE AIN'T SHIT!!!
I live in Chicago, and he has people here. They will be receiving a box full of shit in the mail.