7/27/05:
Senators put defense bill on hold to give gun manufacturers immunity from lawsuits.
8/1/05:
Bush bypasses Senate and appoints a U.N. ambassador who thinks the UN is useless.
8/1/05:
Bush tells reporters “Intelligent Design Should Be Taught”, as life is too complex to have developed through evolution.
8/9/05:
President signs energy bill providing 14.5 billion in tax breaks for energy companies, as they post record profits.
8/10/05:
President to sign transportation bill with record pork, including 23 million for a bridge to 50 people in Alaska.
8/10/05:
President Bush begins his MONTH LONG vacation, as war continues in Iraq.

Sleep tight everyone!

(Apologies to Scaramouch for stealing the title.)