I'm postponing the promised “all-Scaramouch” SNATM until another week, just to teach you people a lesson in delayed gratification. Those of you who need an instant movie fix, here are the clips of the week.

Two guys, 52 States, 1 Segway - 10 mph

You utter wanker! Ricky Gervais on Masturbation

Atmospheric CGI that looks almost too real to be real - Fiat Lux

Just what the world needs - a Deep South Kung Fu Zombie movie.

East meets west in this cute animated story - Dandaka

Got Milk, Damian?

Spec ads are always better than real ones - Exhibit A, Exhibit B

Finally, this one's for Clickety Clack