“The Bastard Child of Steve Coogan and Courtney Love” may sound like the kind of phrase I'd usually use as a metaphor, but perhaps we may actually get to see what that love child would be like. It's being reported that Courtney Love is pregnant after a fling with British comedian Coogan, and is now carrying his baby.

Of course, as this was originally reported on Ananova, which is the internet equivalent of the National Enquirer, there's probably no truth to it. But some rumors are just too juicy not to repeat.