Katsui Corp. of Japan have announced a new adults-only version of their popular DVD player, the DVW-652R. The machine is capable of finding and replaying the best moments from DVD pornography by analyzing the accompanying soundtrack.
The recorder identifies the highlights by checking the intensity and pitch of audible voices and moans, comparing them against an in-built set of markers, and allowing the user to skip between sections, effectively auto-editing adult movies based on your preferences. Users can customize settings based on gender, number of actors within a scene, and even specific types of foreplay and sexual act. What's more, a “thumbs up/down” device, similar to that currently found in TiVo, allows the player to learn your preferences, becoming more accurate the more porn you watch.
The Katsui DVW-652R comes with a 250-gigabyte hard-disk drive and retails for about 90,000 yen (some $818).
(Sigh, OK, I admit it, I made it all up, based on this report from We Make Money Not Art. But if THAT'S possible, theoretically, there's no reason why THIS couldn't be done)
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