A YesButNoButYes shout-out goes to our unfortunate British readers, for today, Magic Mushrooms became a Class A drug, which means a stiff penalty for usage and an even stiffer penalty for supplying. Although the dried variety had long been outlawed, until today a loophole in the law meant it was perfectly legal to sell the fresh variety on the streets of merrie olde Englande. But alas no more. This is the sad foppery of the world.

Which means that all those Brits wishing to experience a hallucinatory experience will just have to do what the rest of us do - watch weird Japanese TV commercials instead.