You can keep your Olympics. We've got mystery meat.
Today at the 90th Annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition, Takeru "Mad Dog" Kobayashi won his fifth consecutive title by forcing 49 pork casings into a human organ designed to hold maybe one-fifth that amount.
American Sonya "Black Widow" Thomas (Black Widow being the mandatory nickname given any female athlete of Asian descent) placed second. Her consumption of 37 frankfurters set an American record.
At the end, Ms. Thomas stated "My stomach doesn't hurt, but my jaw is tired..." at which point, dozens of bloggers rushed home to their keyboards to all write the same joke.
Click here for video of the competition, and an interview with the runner-up.
Click below for a series of really tiny, really blurry photos taken from the 30th row in the blazing sun.
The Setting - Corner of Stillwell and Surf. Brooklyn.
The Stage - One table, ten chairs and a container ship full of dogs
The Security - Tight. The only terrorists here are the ones threatening the ozone.
On your mark...get set...
Eat, you human trash compactors...eat!
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