On the verge of what could be the cultural event of their lifetime to the English, and an interruption to Saturday Morning TV to Americans. Oddjack is offering odds on a range of incidents happening during the event:

Bono will scream something completely unintelligible between songs and the audience will scream in agreement despite having no idea what he said: 1/300
AOL Music’s webcast will crash from all the traffic directed to the site: 7/2
An impromptu “Ebony and Ivory” duet by Rob Thomas and Stevie Wonder: 17/1
Blood will pour out of my eyes while listening to an impromptu “Ebony and Ivory” duet by Rob Thomas and Stevie Wonder: Even
Nelson and Winnie Mandela will reconcile with an open mouth kiss (ala Michael Jackson/Lisa Marie Presley) on stage: 200/1

Is it even ON TV here, or do I have to fire up AOL?