The Horse Channel is coming. Presumably they'll be initially rolling out the show in the test market of Enumclaw, Seattle.

(Oh, and my earlier theory about the man's death being caused by a kicking rather than a rupture proved erroneous. It has since been announced that man did indeed die from a “perforated colon due to anal sex”. Sigh)

(Oh, and the image above was one of the ones that came up on Google when I searched for “horse”. I show it here unaltered. I think that's called “Serendipity”)