Last night's pep talk from GW didn't quite do it for ya? Feeling like we're in an irrecoverable tailspin and the only way off is to move to Canada?

Do something. Do something useful. anysoldier.com
Send a printout of your latest interview with a minor celebrity. Or something funny, maybe the story of your life, or some of those back issues of National Geographic that you bought so people thought you were smart, or that free sample of AXE deodorant (it didn't work with the ladies as advertised, anyway) Look at the site, pick any name on the list, buy a stamp, save the world by keeping that guy in the dust with the gun from going out of his mind from boredom, frustration and loneliness. It might feel good, heroic even.