I've used that phrase - “NSFW” - in emails to people lately and they've all said “what does that stand for?”

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Ok, now that we've cleared that up, here are a few links that I've been visiting in the midnight hours when only grownups are allowed on the internet. If you're easily offended, move along as there's nothing to see here. Otherwise, read on. Jellio always berates me for lowering the tone when I post anything with even slightly sexual content, so please be aware none of these are Jellio endorsed (hell, he hasn't posted for a week, so while the cat's away...)

• Welcome to the Bad Girls Hotel - you can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave.
• If you liked the video I posted last week, here's the site those moments of ecstacy were based on - Beautiful Agony
• In case you hadn't heard, sex sells. And teenage oral sex sells even better. Even if they are fake.
• Goatse.cx - how the hell did i ever miss this one till now
• Just in time for the new movie, an extensive archive of The Aristocrats joke
• Apparently the hegre-archives is the world's #1 nude site. I'm not sure whether Peter Hegre awarded himself that title or not, but I have to admit - his dancing naked wife, Luba, has a certain Barbarella vibe going on that fascinates me (warning, this is just porn, so don't click expecting anything else - don't say i didn't warn you.) Dancing naked Luba Hegre