Dear Gary,

Sorry it's been so long since we wrote you last. That was - wow, way back in February. We're sorry you never found time to write back, but we understand. No hard feelings. How are you, anyway? We just wanted to tell you we're still thinking about you - we still get a whole load of people arrive here every week from search engines trying to find out more about you.

In our last letter, we (quite arrogantly) suggested several ways you could capitalize on your new found fame, but it seems that you completely managed to resist all and any temptation. In the meantime, we've seen versions of your Numa Numa dance performed The Sims, Napoleon Dynamite, and Lego Characters. Now, we read on Adrants that even Oprah herself produced a version only to abandon it.

And through it all, you remained apart, selfless, above it all. We suggested you follow the American dream and cash in your fame for a quick buck. Our readers disagreed, asking why everything in life needed to become a piece of mindless advertising.

And you know what? They were right. So, instead of being driven crazy with multiple prime-time watered down versions of Dragostea Din Tei, your original remains the pure unadulterated real thing. Never have we been more glad that someone didn't follow our advice.

We see you're now online and trying to make it in the world of web design. Good luck - let's hope you leave Staples far behind. Don't be a stranger, ok?

Always your fans

YBNBY xxxxxx