Imagine the scene 20 years from now.
A cute girl walks across a Harvard Campus. It's Fall, and the autumnal leaves compliment her flowing auburn hair, as if nature herself is in love with the new undergrad, and is setting the scene for the moment that will change her life.
A young man steps forward, hesitantly, in response to this vision, the girl of his dreams, the girl he will make his wife, the girl it seems he has waited for his entire life.
“I'm Sam - you are just the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. What's your name?”
“Oh thank you, I'm Moxie Crimefighter Jillette”
“My God” says Sam, “what a JACKASS your father must have been”.
