I've used that phrase - “NSFW” - in emails to people lately and they've all said “what does that stand for?”

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Ok, now that we've cleared that up, here are a few links that I've been visiting in the midnight hours when only grownups are allowed on the internet. If you're easily offended, move along as there's nothing to see here. Otherwise, read on. Jellio always berates me for lowering the tone when I post anything with even slightly sexual content, so please be aware none of these are Jellio endorsed (hell, he hasn't posted for a week, so while the cat's away...)

• Welcome to the Bad Girls Hotel - you can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave.
• If you liked the video I posted last week, here's the site those moments of ecstacy were based on - Beautiful Agony
• In case you hadn't heard, sex sells. And teenage oral sex sells even better. Even if they are fake.
• Goatse.cx - how the hell did i ever miss this one till now
• Just in time for the new movie, an extensive archive of The Aristocrats joke
• Apparently the hegre-archives is the world's #1 nude site. I'm not sure whether Peter Hegre awarded himself that title or not, but I have to admit - his dancing naked wife, Luba, has a certain Barbarella vibe going on that fascinates me (warning, this is just porn, so don't click expecting anything else - don't say i didn't warn you.) Dancing naked Luba Hegre

I might be the last one at the "Whistle Goes Woo!" party. But if you haven't seen this yet, please download and watch the clip. I'm begging you.

Then, once you're in the fan club, check out this eBaum's World shrine. Woo wooooo!

Last year I decided to finally enter the digital photography realm, and after some research, settled on a Canon Digital Rebel (which, by the way, gives great results). After shopping around online, I found a superb deal (at least a couple of hundred bucks cheaper than Best Buy, plus no sales tax). In fact, anyone buying camera equipment online these days will have heard of some of these guys - Express Cameras, Broadway Photo, Central Digital, and so on, most of them operating out of Brooklyn.

I wonder if I'd have been so quick to buy if I'd actually known the kind of store-fronts those enterprises operate out of. Now, bear in mind, my camera arrived as advertised, at a great price, and I have no complaints. But still - this gallery of online storefronts is just a bit creepy.

This is one of my favorite articles from the New York Times. The politics of agriculture and the root causes of the obesity epidemic are spelled out better than I've ever seen prior or since.
"The (Agri)Cultural Contradictions Of Obesity" By Michael Pollan

"Nixon ordered his secretary of agriculture, Earl (Rusty) Butz, to do whatever was necessary to drive down the price of food.
Butz implored America's farmers to plant their fields ''fence row to fence row'' and set about dismantling 40 years of farm policy designed to prevent overproduction.

Cheap corn, the dubious legacy of Earl Butz, is truly the building block of the ''fast-food nation.'' Cheap corn, transformed into high-fructose corn syrup, is what allowed Coca-Cola to move from the svelte 8-ounce bottle of soda ubiquitous in the 70's to the chubby 20-ounce bottle of today. Cheap corn, transformed into cheap beef, is what allowed McDonald's to supersize its burgers and still sell many of them for no more than a dollar. Cheap corn gave us a whole raft of new highly processed foods, including the world-beating chicken nugget, which, if you study its ingredients, you discover is really a most ingenious transubstantiation of corn, from the cornfed chicken it contains to the bulking and binding agents that hold it together."

In the wake of Deep Throat's identity finally being revealed, the BBC is here to reassure us that there are still plenty of things we still don't know such as the recipe to Coca Cola, what happened to Hoffa, and how in the hell did Blackstone float that lightbulb. You know, really useful things rather than queries such as “why can't America get it's act together on a functioning free National Health system, and higher education for all”.

Readers are also asked to submit their own questions - my favorite so far being “Who's buying that Crazy Frog song and why?”

Here endeth the public service announcement. And yes, actually, I DO have stock in KKD. Nothing is a safer bet than America eating itself happy.

They've won five Super Bowls, but I think the San Francisco 49ers recently leaked PR training video has topped all those championship rings.

The training video showed [team PR director Kirk] Reynolds, posing as the mayor of San Francisco, cavorting with topless dancers when the topic of dealing with women in the locker room is broached, spoofing gay marriage, and talking with a man in Chinatown who spoke in an exaggerated accent while wearing glasses and buck teeth.

Read about the tape.

Watch it now.

I need to break into sports PR.

Um...will anyone come see this with me...?

http://www.onemanstarwars.com/