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{ June 2005 Archives }

“Firm and pink with just a hint of ‘bounce'”

If you ever happen to sell something on Ebay, just pray that you don't attract the attention of mr_bo11ox, as he seems to be the master of leaving bizarre feedback. ...

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You, Sir, have made an Ass out of us.

I've said it before, and i'll say it again, sometimes you just stumble upon pure genius. And so it is with The Ass-O-Tron, a device that will take any web page and insert a nice big fat ass onto...

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One way to be cool

This one was just too good to wait until my regular Saturday feature to share with you all. It's been a long time since a music video was so good it made me desperate to go buy the album,...

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Music Lit

Remix spoken word samples from classic literature. Win prizes....

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Fromage! Homard! .... yarn???

Princess Dani passed this one along to me. Some nutter makes these cheese plates and lobster dished out of yarn. Could someone who reads French give us a rundown on the site's commentary....

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What on Earth?

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Can someone explain this?

Remember the story about the CIA operative whose name was leaked as a way of punishing her husband, ambassador Joe Wilson, for disagreeing with the President. Well, Matthew Cooper, Time’s White House correspondent, and Judith Miller of The New...

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The perfect Scaramouch birthday gift

Downloadable Jessica Simpson Dukes of Hazzard calendar...

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Cubicle Warhol

From Mental Hygeine: My boss decided that we needed to do something fun and creative in one of our conference rooms - the one we use for brainstorming and internal meetings - and together we came up with the...

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Toby Lives!

Despite all our fears, he's been spared. At least until November 6, 2006. Now, if 100,000 copies of the Save Toby! book are sold by that date, Toby won't be killed and eaten. This guy just keeps moving the...

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Flirting With The Mainstream

When you start a site like ours, really the best you can hope for is a Page Six mention. Where do we go from here?...

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Dear Diary I.W.T.F.H.

Mortified is a showcase of people like you sharing their most embarrassing, pathetic and private teenage diary entries, poems, love letters, lyrics and locker notes... in front of total strangers. It's "personal redemption through public humiliation". After all, where...

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Like Bunnies

It looks like Toby may have some side projects. Here he (or a suspiciously similar bunny) gets it on (like a bunny) in Ravenstoke, Alaska for a mediocre viral ad campaign. The story is that Ravenstoke is low on...

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Celebrity Fat is more interesting than Nobody Fat

It's a week of confessions. Here's another...I've watched every episode of Celebrity Fit Club. They recently announced the latest cast of tubalebrities. The list Includes: Gary Busey (excellent), Willy Ames (eight is too much), Phil Margera (Bam's Uncle) and...

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Command-Z for Real Life (Control-Z for the Windows People)

Graffiti Archaeology was written up in the Times last week, but wasn't ready for its close up. The flood of traffic left the server too busy each time I tried to take a peak until I moved on. (By...

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Freedom Tower - Take Two

Pretty safe bet that by now you've seen the concept drawings for the new Freedom Tower. Check out a very cool architecture blog called Daily Dose of Architecture. Some really interesting facts on the new design. Consider this. The...

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A Brand New Jellio

We've relaunched the Jellio home design site with some great new stuff, including: - ViewMirror - Ants in the Plants - Gumball Time Take a look. (we call this...taking advantage of an opportunity)...

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This should boost traffic a bit...

Finally...some real news from the Post. Any NY Post readers looking for our exclusive KC Armstrong Interview should click here. Or here's our TomKat T-Shirts....

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What's on YOUR iPod?

My latest downloads. Definitely not all new...just the stuff I've recently grabbed Denial Twist by White Stripes - I wasn't a huge fan of the first White Stripes cd, but Get Behind Me Satan is awesome. My Doorbell by...

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He Dies At Dawn

Just in case anyone had forgotten to put it on their calendars, he dies at dawn. ...

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Wuxtra! Wuxtra!

Another Zeitgeist wave that seems be rolling over us (aside from the previously mentioned celebrity porn) is the seemingly endless ingenuity being shown with maps as information interfaces. We've already reported on Google Maps, Find Cheap Gas, Buzztracker and...

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Then and Now

Bobby Neel Adams has some engrossing and altogether unsettling images on his website that composite photographs of people from youth to maturity. It's a startling effect, and at once makes you realize how much changes, and how much stays...

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Jet 1A

This is an appropriate post for right before the 4th of July weekend. Jet1A has some very cool surfing imagery, from right here in the area. Bryce, the guy who runs the site, is a surfing nut. Like every...

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Best Movie from each of the Fifty States

Speak of the devil. Here's an example of that cool content I was just talking about. A guy named Steve Silver has posted his choices for the best movie from each of the 50 states. We could debate this...

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United States of Apathy

Last night's pep talk from GW didn't quite do it for ya? Feeling like we're in an irrecoverable tailspin and the only way off is to move to Canada? Do something. Do something useful. anysoldier.com Send a printout of...

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ok...it's confession time

Double Viking is an awesome site. Their content is great, and they subscribe to the tried-and-true Scaramouch philosophy of the more breasts the better. The point is...I have been ripping them off for weeks. And today they go and...

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World War III?

For a good part of the 20th Century, the USA and USSR circled each other like two heavyweight boxers. Future generations will probably look back in shock that the two countries never came to blows. But while the capitalists...

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KC Armstrong Interview - The Final Chapter

Hey everybody, this is the big day...why did KC leave the Howard Stern show. Check out parts one and two if you like. OR skip ahead to the good part NOW!...

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Blogebrity covers KC Armstrong interview

What? You thought I wouldn't make a big deal out of this. What are you...on ritalin? Pat Cooper may be A list, (Stern inside joke) but now .Scaramouch and I are B list, baby! Aquaman...Evil Rich...Clickity...you're on deck. Blogebrity...

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Master of his Eminent Domain

Logan Darrow Clements has lodged an application to take over the home of Supreme Court Justice David Soulter by Eminent Domain. Soulter was one of the Justices who supported the decision earlier in the week that allows local governments...

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Farewell Britannia

Can the last one out of the country please switch off all the lights? ...

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Porn Creep

Maybe it's the emergence of the blogosphere detailing every single move a celebrity makes, or maybe just the current zeitgeist, but does anyone get the idea that porn is becoming the new way to celebrity? Forget Jenna Jameson crossing...

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ssssssshhhhhhhhhhh..................................STFU!

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Fantasy Bedtime Hour

Isn't public access great? Anyone can have their own show. Even You two naked women who like to read science fiction in bed. Fantasy Bedtime Hour. Via CarbonGeek....

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I'd like to teach the world to... chill???

Coca Colas latest spot ressurects 2 things. One of their most memorable spots of all times, and G. Love. I think they could have done better and gotten a lot more mileage out of such a classic spot. The...

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Google Earth now available

I've just spent 30 minutes playing with Google Earth, and it has simply blown me away. Just an incredible mixture of search, maps, and satellite photos. Being able to chart a journey across a landscape with a 3D perspective...

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Today's History Lesson

Did you know Warren G. Harding, America's 29th President, might have been a member of the Ku Klux Klan? According to Freakonomics (a fascinating book I just started reading), he took his Klan oath in the White House Green...

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KC Armstrong Interview - Part Two

[Did you miss Part One? Don't forget to check out KC's DVD, Die Laughing.] Today we'll cover some of KC's favorite moments from the show. Come back tomorrow for answers to questions you're probably not asking, but have to...

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Hell's Kitchen - Promoting Weight Loss?

I too love Hell's Kitchen but as I watched it last night there was something odd that stood out at least to me. Gordon Ramsey was berating overweight contestant Jimmy on his performance during dinner service and at the...

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OctoDog

Man, how did I forget this? Sorry about that, little OctoDogger guy....

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Top Five on Tuesday

Very cool stuff this week. One is even practical...almost. 5) A molded glass rabbit thing. It's just cool, ok? 4) I've said it before, sometimes the best ideas are the simplest. Milk carton pitcher. Via CoolHunting. 3) These Pantone...

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Hell hath no fury...

Wife sells cheating husband's lotus on eBay for 90 cents. In other news, I WILL win that towel...or maybe not....

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There's a new Doctor in the house

For those of you not watching Hell's Kitchen on Fox on Monday nights, please try and catch it - compelling viewing. For those that ARE watching it and saw tonight's episode - was that a ballsy strategy play by...

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The Lapjuicer

You know the music from 2001 Space Odyssey, when the monkeys discover the obelisk? That's what was going through my head when I first saw this thing. The Lapjuicer....

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Kong is King

How's this for hype. The trailer for the new King Kong movie will debut tonight on every NBC-owned network from 8:59 to 9:02p.m. Prior to that you can see it at 8:45 on Volkswagon.com Prior to that, you can...

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Land of the Dead

US scientists have succeeded in reviving dogs after three hours of clinical death, paving the way for trials on humans within years. In related news, two beautiful, tragic and famous figures who will forever be resurrected over and over...

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Synchronicity in Action

From this week's LA Times, courtesy of WOW. ...

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Looks like it's Cruise Monday at the YesBut House.

Want the blue towel that's touched the face of Maverick. You can buy it here....

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VIIth Heaven

According to an interesting article in Salon, jumping on couches and putting on your crazy face to promote your new movie might just be normal behavior for an OT-VII level Scientologist which Tom Cruise might have recently become. A...

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David Lachapelle

As I just posted on his new documentary RIZE I thought I would post a link to photographer David Lachapelle's site....

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RIZE

The new documentary by photographey r Davil Lachapelle, RIZE tells the story of a street dance phenomenon from the rough streets of South Los Angeles -- krumping. Check the video on NPRs story on the film, its fantastic. RIZE...

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Drudge gives us some free branding

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Some People IV

The in-laws dropped off a few People mags over the weekend. The MailBag section was again overflowing with head-scratching letters. Amazing praise of the runaway bride is this week's big winner. But there's also evidence that Tom Cruise and...

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Can you resist to Click?

Don't Click It is an experimental website that explores the concept of a non-clickable interface. And goddam, if it isn't annoying. ...

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Music of the Gods

The Cloudharp Project literally creates music from the clouds. The Cloud Harp is a meteo-electronic installation that converts real-time, thanks to an infra-red laser beam and a telescope sharing the same optics, the height, density and structure of clouds...

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DJ Tapealot

So what do you do if you're stuck in Russia without access to the latest DJ mixing equipment? Simple - invent a deck that allows you to mix from two cassette tapes. ...

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KC Armstrong Interview - Part One

As reported, today we begin our three-part series - the KC Armstrong interview. For those not familiar with the former Howard Stern show regular, read this. And for the Stern fans, you know what we really wanted to find...

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Renegade Craft Fair

Proving once again that I do go to some of the events I list in the weekend guide, I took the L to Brooklyn to see the Renegade Craft Fair. Two thoughts...1) This craft thing is big. There were...

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Stu "The Kid" Ungar

"I never want to be called a good loser; if you're a good loser, you're still a loser." Yesterday in the Times, there was a story about a legendary Poker player named Stu "The Kid" Ungar, the youngest player...

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Flinstones shill for Winston Cigarettes

Im not sure what is more shocking, the plug for cigarettes or the level of male chauvinism. Awesome. ...

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Doctors find dead foetus in boy

Courtesy of the BBC....

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The Shining in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies.

We are in the presence of genius....

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Who is this...Results.

No one guessed correctly, (actually, no one guessed) so Scaramouch keeps the thong....

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Random Sunday Morning Post - Spaces Above Manhattan

Looking out my window, and I can see no less than five outdoor terraces over the streets of Tribeca. Meanwhile, I'm in my shoebox banging on the a.c. to get it started. And I've decided what my world record...

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That Was The Week That Was

Our roundup of the best posts of the week... or maybe not. Fat Art in Basel Dare to Dream Record Art Genealogy The Ultimate Mobile Phone It's Good To Have Goals Putting the U in Cult Call Me Old...

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Contagious Media: Crying While Eating

Yes, it's all over bar the shouting, but as we covered the competition so thoroughly while it was taking place, I thought I'd share a link to a great article on Slate by Daniel Engber, one of the creators...

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I love the smell of Bacon in the morning...

Genius at work yet again. Who wants to wake up to a boring old alarm clock sound, when you can be gently nuzzled to consciousness by the sizzle and smell of fresh-cooked bacon? Mmmmmmmm. ...

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Saturday Night at the Movies - Radio Edition

Yes, I know I'm a little late today. We went to the State Fair, and then we were so hot and sticky the wife and I decided to go for a skinnydip in the pool, and one thing led...

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Alpha Blogger

although we still haven't gotten our Saturday Night at the Movies, we seem to have a new leader. And the rest of us just suck....

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Socks. Not wrong.

PEOPLE find it easier to have an orgasm when they are wearing socks in bed, surprised Dutch scientists have discovered. Aaah science. Is there anything they can't do?...

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Show Your TomKat Pride!

Now available at Matt Times Four. PS: Yes, I'm a whore....

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Quiet rebellion from the 29th row.

A disgruntled customer shares his thoughts with Continental Airlines. Via Ebaum....

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Let's play a game.

Any idea who these people are? First one to guess correctly gets a Scaramouch-autographed thong from the YesBut store. Here's a clue...they all met in the lobby. Answer tomorrow....

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Is it wrong to be turned on by...

Old naked chicks with balloons. Yes...yes it is. Via WMMNA....

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Take My House, Please.

sorry to take a moment away from our usual hilarity but this really chaps my butt: The Supreme Court on Thursday ruled that local governments may seize people's homes and businesses -- even against their will -- for private...

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Coming Soon - A New YesBut Store

Introducing Matt Times Four...

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It's weird watching someone lose it right in front of you

Check out Matt Lauer's interview with Tom Cruise on the Today Show. It's starting to get scary with this guy. I can't believe this is just promotion for the movie. I mean, if it does well, he'll still be...

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TomKat Update

For some reason I feel the need to keep up with all things TomKat: Tom Cruise vs. Matt Lauer - Who do the housewives root for when their two favorite heart throbs go toe to toe on the Today...

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You Heard It Here Second.

An early rumor's out on the new Joker. Any guesses? Here's a hint All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz and I'm fine. So what does our resident movie critic think of this choice?...

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KC Armstrong - The YesButNoButYes Interview

I mentioned this a couple days ago. Next week Aquaman and I will kick off a new series of interviews for YesBut, starting with a former member of the Howard Stern Show - KC Armstrong. Now, if you're not...

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Weekend Guide

- Tickets go on sale tomorrow at 9:00am for the White Stripes with guests, The Shins. Sounds like a great show. - The Renegade Craft Fair comes to Brooklyn. There's a lot of talent out there, and this annual...

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Stella

Jellio: Dear Comedy Central, I spend an average amount of time posting useless crap every day, but I still have some time to do actual work...can you help? Comedy Central: Dear blogger, try watching the entire first episode of...

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Material For The Next Block Party

I've already posted about a site that introduces you to your neighbors' names and phone numbers. But the true stalker craves much more. Find out how much everyone on your block paid for their house with Property Shark. Separate...

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Great big glossy breasts

I keep forgetting to mention this, but the illustrious world of investigative journalism just welcomed a new member to the club. Hooters Magazine has now launched. No Deep Throat jokes, please. ...

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Tom Cruise Kills Oprah

Click here to watch Tom Cruise kill Oprah....

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Buzztracker

We previously featured the excellent 10x10 project that tracks the news visually through photographs posted by news agencies. Now comes Buzztracker, a site that tracks news geographically, and shows “hotspots” around the world of major stories, and how different...

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Farmers demand a ban on the term 'couch potato'

Looks to me like The Times in London has started to employ journalists from The Onion, because this one is ripped straight from their playbook. Read the article ...

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Putting the U in Cult

Scientology has been in the news lately, thanks mostly to number one embasador of love (or perhaps best closeted homosexual ever) Tom Cruise. Maverick's not the only one. You may have heard that there's a slew of fabulous people...

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The soundtrack to your life.

Pornosonic...

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Why I love Norman Mailer.

Saving every blogger's right to call people names, one post at a time....

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Call me old-fashioned, but...

My thanks to Transbuddha for pointing me to a site that sells Amish clothing online. Now, at this point we should pause for a moment and reflect on the business model here. A website selling clothing to a community...

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Behind every lame idea, is a man with a cross on his chest

Guess who was behind the popsicle mess. I don't know why, but I love when this guy fucks up. Gothamist covers it today. Check out the comments...

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Live Monopoly

Bringing games into the real world has been a bit of a trend lately. In the last couple of weeks we've seen Tetris and a zombie video game come to life. Now there's a real life Monopoly game happening...

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Wanna buy a fetus?

Dani made me post this. Of course, for an authentic Clickity Clack Fetus you will need a cashiers check and my girlfriends dead body....

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Wednesday is New Comics Day

As many of you have probably seen "Batman Begins" by now and are clamoring for more, this week's recommended comic is a top 5 list of highly recommended Batman graphic novels. Read the list after the jump:...

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Salt in the Wounds

Two recent moves by General Motors: 1. "The struggling automaker will eliminate an additional 25,000 U.S. hourly jobs, or about one in five, between now and the end of 2008, despite already eliminating 22,000 U.S. hourly jobs over the...

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Tell me off for $2

Since it came up.... Courtesy of Stereogum. and, he's already been ripped off. see the film (or he's media savvy and is taking his cardboard sign cues from scruffy white filmmakers)...

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No PR is bad PR.

Unless the fire department is involved. The Snapple mess covered yesterday by AdRants has made it to CNN. Check out the video....

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We're gettin' the band back together.

Billy Corgan tells Chicago he plans to reunite the Smashing Pumpkins. In a related story, Peter Cetera has been telling anyone who'll listen he plans to reunite Chicago. View the full-page Tribune ad here [Adobe Acrobat required]....

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The YesButNoButYes Interview Series

Announcing yet another new feature on YesBut...but this one's actually good. We had so much fun with the box guy, we decided to see who else we could con into talking to us, and the first one out of...

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Ayn Rand Says...[On three of the rules governing the mechanics of compromise]

1. In any conflict between two men (or two groups) who hold the same basic principles, it is the more consistent one who wins. 2. In any collaborationbetween two men (or two groups) who hold different basic principles, it is...

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Teen Girl Squad

Finally, long-awaited issue #9 has arrived. Collect 'em all....

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Your Name Here

This is a fun way to spell out words from letters found in Flickr photos. It seems like someone may have already blogged about this and I just can't find it, in which case I apologize....

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A paper acccident victim for that paper motorcycle.

Made from construction paper by one of my favorite artists Tom Friedman....

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Cardjackers

Finally some cards you can really use. A big holla out to Dani for this one....

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It's good to have goals.

Although some are more easily reached than others. 40 things every drunkard should do before he dies. Via Modern Drunkard Magazine...

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This one's for Clickety Clack.

Can't afford a real bike...How 'bout one made from paper? Take your pick....

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Top Five On Tuesday

Some very cool stuff this week. I mean, who wouldn't want an apple-shaped TV? 5) I want to look at myself, but I need to know what time it is when I do. 4) Sometimes, the simplest things are...

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For those that need to know...

This is how the batsuit works. Via How Stuff Works....

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Sexual Dysmorphisms, or "you show me yours, and I'll show you both of mine"

Courtesy of Fortean Times (The World of Strange Phenomena). A six legged, two penised puppy: devotees feel that the unusual dog is a bearer of good fortune and have named him Ong Fatt, or the Lucky One A hermaphrodite...

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YES IT'S WRONG, OKAY?

Man, I hate that I'm enabling such a crappy blog concept by contributing my own submission, but it's two links I had that I had no idea what else to do with. Is it wrong to be turned on...

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...and so nausiatingly wrong about this.

What kind of douchebag describes being able to shop in a retail store as a "privilege"? Oh, these douchebags. (I know I'm overreacting, but the fact that Nike has opened an invitation-only "design lab" makes me want to vomit...

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Is it wrong part VI

Is it wrong to be turned on by this soft (and chewy) porn? And is it wrong (as experienced by Aquaman) to be hungry for gummy-bears after viewing said porn?...

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There's something so karmacly right about this.

Chimp Art outsells real art....

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Can't wait for 'The ultimate mobile phone'?

...but still want something obscure and retro to impress your co-workers? Buy this baby on eBay....

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The ultimate mobile phone?

How cool would it be to walk into meetings and just drop this baby onto the table? And then for it to ring in the middle of the meeting? I'm geeking out over this, although, believe it or not,...

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I love the nightlife, I love to boogie...

Here's a superb set of photographs documenting 70s nightlife in NYC. Some of them are definitely not work-safe, so use your discretion. ...

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Everywhere You Go....Your Chase

I can't find an article or press release, so you'll have to trust me. Today's Post has an ad that announces Chase will be putting an ATM in each of the 296 Duane Reade locations. Pretty smart idea, as...

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Hussein What?

The Drudge Report has a great preview of an upcoming GQ interview with the five Pennsylvania soldiers who served as guards outside Saddam Hussein's cell. Read the story....

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Oh, Canada

"The Ben Johnson Collection of Sportswear has been designed and developed personally by Canadian Olympic Sprinter and 'Fastest Man in the World' Ben Johnson, working together with his team of professionals." This is the same Ben Johnson who ushered...

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Record Art Geneology - A Post Father's Day Thought

FATHER CHILDREN ...

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I'm on a mission..

Lying in the sun on a beautiful Father's Day, there's not much going through your head, and you think to yourself...hey, why not break a world record. So you go to the Guiness Book site to see what they've...

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Ze Frank's Excellent Adventure

We've blogged about Ze Frank before on YBNBY - we loved his Punctuation Substitution, and gave him a rave review at the Contagious Media Workshop. Well, it seems Ze has crossed over into the mainstream. I was perusing my...

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Decorations... for your dick.

from the good folks at Durex....

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Clickity Clack immortalized in 3D Crystal.

For all you jealous mofos find out how to get your own here....

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Cronick Valentine

Cronick Valentine will turn your old Journey T Shirt into a tote, ipod case, beer cooler... all sorts of junk....

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10 Short Movies

There is some sort of connection between Panasonic (Japan), The Olympics and these 10 shorts, however loose....

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Your Sisters Mustache

YSM makes custom bags and totes from recycled paper products....

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Popeye Tribute Site

A remarkably well done tribute site to Popeye....

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Dare to dream

Ive wanted to post this pic for a long time. It just makes me smile. While I'm on the subject of bikes, check out this site of Urban Choppers. Even the huffy corporation is aping the DIY Chopper movement...

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Another Open Letter to Gary Brolsma from YesButNoButYes

Dear Gary, Sorry it's been so long since we wrote you last. That was - wow, way back in February. We're sorry you never found time to write back, but we understand. No hard feelings. How are you, anyway?...

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Go Fuq Yourself

A couple of weeks ago, Clickety Clack (yes, remember him? he used to post here - nudge, nudge) pointed me to Go Fuq Yourself, a hilariously catty blog that takes great pleasure in outing celebrity fashion faux-pas. Since then,...

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Shake it like a Polaroid-o-nizer

I can't think of a single useful application for the Polaroid-o-nizer, which makes it perfect YesButNoButYes subject matter. ...

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That Was The Week That Was

Our weekly look back at the best of our postings Church Sign Spam Your Logo on my Golden Palace Coulrophobia The Perfect Husband Is it wrong to be turned on by...? Amongst the habitrails Play with my balls Worst...

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Happy Father's Day!

This is Max. Max wishes all the YesBut dads a very Happy Father's Day. Although, as he lost the desire and the utensils to be a poppa doggie many years ago, he's not really sure what all the fuss...

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Fat Art in Basel

This year, the "Olympics of the Art World" is being boiled down to a bar of soap made from lipo'd fat from Silvio Berlusconi. That's unfortunate because it looks like there's a ton of great (and great big) stuff...

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The Superball Incident

Office prank winner...this is dedication to the craft....

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Saturday Night at the Movies

Here we are again with another roundup of our favorite film clips of the week. Here's the first 6 minutes from a movie I'm anxiously awaiting, The League of Gentlemen The Jeopardy spoofs on SNL were always my favorite,...

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Pimp My Cube

office pranks run amok (or amuck)....

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Antenna Design

Today in Gothamist there is a story about the Design Trust for Public Space working on a potential redesign of the city's taxis. I mention this because the image they've posted is by Antenna Design. I had the pleasure...

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Animal kingdom celebrates Jackson verdict

Video link....

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Porn Creep

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It's a game, it's a movie, it's....

To celebrate the opening of batman Begins, here's three super-hero themed links to keep you busy on a Summer Friday. Firstly, Bryan Singer has posted a new video to his Superman Returns diary. This one should cool you down....

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Best (and Worst) TV Dads

To celebrate Father's Day, TiVo has put together a list of the Top 25 TV Dads. Here's the Top 5:1. Cliff Huxtable (The Cosby Show) 2. Sheriff Andy Taylor (The Andy Griffith Show) 3. Pa Ingalls (Little House on...

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Bands with Matching Outfits

Funny and creepy at the same time. Via Hey Suburbia...

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Father's Day Guide - 2 days left

Seasons one, two and three of Fox hit 24 are on dvd. Get one for dad, and then loan it to me. I've still never seen this show, and everyone tells me it's great. Is dad a Stanley Kubrick...

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Weekend Guide

- Central Park SummerStage kicked off earlier this month. Saturday John Legend brings his mix of soul, R&B and hip-hop to this classic outdoor venue. - I've posted several stories on Soho contemporary design store Moss. This weekend they...

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Consider Yourself Warned

More random shots from San Francisco. Sorry for the poor picture quality; I didn't want to get too close. His sign says "Beware of Wells Fargo Investments."...

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Bat's Entertainment!

Holy Joe-doesn't-have-a-life, Batman! I've posted a review of "Batman Begins" already! Don't worry, no real spoilers in there....

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Traditional B&W Photography, just about dead

Kodak has announced that it will discontinue B&W paper production. Illford and Agfa have both filed for bancrupcy....

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Father's Day Guide - 3 days left

For the obsessive compulsive dad. I got one of these laser levels for Christmas, and now my apartment's a symphony of right angles. And for the fun dad. I like Our Name is Mud. If you ever find yourself...

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To The Graduates: You Blew It

Steve Jobs is an impressive answer to the question "Who was your commencement speaker?" I'm rarely bragging that Charlayne Hunter-Gault addressed my graduating class. So in that respect, Jobs was an excellent choice for Stanford, where I attended my...

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Double Header

It's not often two of my favorite things combine so neatly into one package - chocolate lingerie. ...

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Play with my balls

Here's another little game to ruin your day - stop the balls from falling down the drain. very addictive. And if you find you keep losing your balls, don't worry - you're in good company. ...

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Is it wrong to be turned on by...

LINDAS GATAS MUSCULOSAS!! (certainly less abstract than the metrodome, but quite fun nonetheless)...

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Is it wrong to be turned on by...

The Metrodome. (see...weird, right?) Come on, everybody join in!...

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Is it wrong to be turned on by...

the Thundercats...specifically the female one. (I am Catholic, after all)...

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Is it wrong to be turned on by...

rock art? (get the idea?)...

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Rum Raisin anyone?

I knew that Mr. Spanky the Ice Cream Man was up to no good. Sex-Offender Ice Cream Truck Driver charged with DUI ...

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Is it Wrong to be Turned On by...

Announcing the premiere post of a new feature at YesBut. -- Is It Wrong To Be Turned On By... -- I've raised the question before, but as the thought comes up time and time again, I feel the need...

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Non Sequitur Wednesday (Vacation Version)

Random sights from the San Francisco Bay Area....

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Haven't We Seen This "Comeback" Before?

Anyone watching The Comeback on HBO? I caught the first episode last night. Seems watchable. Is it me, or is Lisa Kudrow's character just a slightly more successful David Brent? Same delusions. Same see-through self-importance. She could be doing...

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More Artie Sightings

Just posted this photo we received to our “Where's Artie” site and thought i'd share it here. ...

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Anutkin Squirrelwalker, The Chosen One

Surely a genius in the underappreciated realm of squirrel satire and investigative reporting: "Sugarbush Squirrel tells us how it is: with the gloved one the real story in Iraq and Afghanistan "It was so dark I couldn't even find my...

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I hardly recognize this place

I leave for a week and return to a totally different YesButNo. Celebrity interviews? Cheeky eBay listings? Who are these people? Has any of this helped anyone crack the Blogebrity A-List? Anyway, good work. Now I've got a ton of...

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Father's Day Guide

Four Days left. This is the best portable radio in the world. The PAL by Tivoli Audio. I have two. And does dad take his blender drinks seriously? Check out the Daiquiri Whacker, the world's first gas-powered blender. This...

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Coming Soon - The YesBut Foosball Table

A deluxe table featuring one-of-a-kind sculpted players resembling the entire editorial staff of Yesbutnobutyes.com. I just need headshots from everyone...oh, and $73,000.00. Via NotCot....

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Turn your studio into a four room palace.

Welcome to TurnOn. Described as a "circluar living module designed to accommodate multiple functions", or an incredibly cool habitrail for those drunken city nights. Via Core77. (check out the flash animation for the full effect)...

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Top Five - Dante's Inferno Edition

Man it's hot. It's like Africa hot. Tarzan couldn't take this kind of hot." Who forgot to refill the damn ice cube trays. Put one of these on, strap yourself to a jet engine and hold on. You gotta...

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Help Our Alien Daughter Quit Drinking Her Bath Water!

Man, I'm getting so sick of these "help my alien baby..." ebay auctions....

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Media Whore

We don't just report the news, we make it too. Outrageous Ebay Auctions AdLand AdRants Man, we're such media sluts. Or is it “self-promoters” or even “canny advertisers”? Whatever - if a Golden Palace gets auctioned in the woods,...

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Triumph at the Jacko Trial

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how old is Michael's boyfriend?"...

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coulrophobia

for those of you who were not aroused by the yesbut... primer on coulrophilia, maybe you suffer from a fear of clowns, coulrophobia. Jinkleberry certainly is: The clowns are clever enough to find out all that scares you and...

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Unfortunately too late for Mother's Day

According to We Make Money Not Art: Philips' Smart Companion is a robot that looks at you, listens and talks to you, nods yes to you and shows a true “personality”. Funnily enough, that's the exact same description my...

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Pretty flowers

In a companion piece to Jellio's post yesterday on urinal cup holders, here's a collection of flower-shaped urinals. (via BoingBoing) ...

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Church Sign Spam

What if they used Church signs for cheap advertising? How long do you think that would be tolerated? All are actual subject headers of spam emails I've received recently. More examples after the jump....

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Michael Jackson - the Juries coming back

Verdict to be read in at 1.30 PT. Stay tuned UPDATE: Not Guilty of anything except letting a great career go down the tubes. Let the commentary begin. ...

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Contagious Media: The Winners

And so, the first Contagious Media Showdown comes to a close. And YBNBY predictions were not far off the mark The one we didn't see coming was Forget-Me-Not Panties, which claimed the grand prize for most unique visitors. Congrats...

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What a Lovely Couch Pattern

Is there such a thing as too many BBQs? I don't think so. Do you think she's related to the Party Pooper?...

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Ebay will eat itself

Hey, why should everyone else have all the fun? See YesButNoButYes' latest fundraising ebay auction - Your Logo on My Golden Palace ...

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An idea whose time has come.

If someone tells you the U.S. is falling behind in the global market, you tell them we're still on the cutting edge of new technology. Damn proud....

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The Implications of Watching Star Wars in Order

A blogger in the Starwars.com network is experimenting on his 7 year old son, a new generation of Star Wars fans and the first to have the ability to watch all the films for the first time in proper...

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Artie Update

He's back. Turns out it was a combination of stress and Jack Daniels. Let's all try that excuse at our own jobs and see how well it goes over. In the meantime, check out the theories at www.WheresArtieLange.com. And...

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What's on YOUR iPod?

My latest downloads. Definitely not all new...just the stuff I've recently discovered. Saint Simon by The Shins - Hadn't heard of these guys before, but this is really good F#@k the Pain Away by Peaches - This may be...

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While you were looking for nickels in your couch

This guy found a couch in his nickels. (This is insanely cool)...

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Father's Day Guide

You've got a week left to show the old man how much he means to you. Problem is, if your dad's anything like mine, the present will end up in the same closet as the christmas, birthday and father's...

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That Was The Week That Was

A roundup of the best posts of the week, for all you readers too lazy to check in every day. Real lives, you say? Pfffft More Google UFOs Lego Escher Nora O'Donnell - The White Ho Man in Box!!...

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One week till Father's Day

Just what I always wanted - my own private donut machine. ...

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Saturday Night at the Movies

Shhhh. Be vewy vewy quiet. We're hunting movies. Actually, it's slim pickings this week, but here's the best of what I ran across this week. A beautiful little CG film, The HitchHiker national Geographic has footage of what it's...

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All We Need

Just in the "news" for their Celebrity Jar of Air Stunt on Ebay, Poopy Caca is dedicated to being a fake news source in blog format. When all the retarded, behind the curve, TV "journalists" start asking how far...

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This kid's cool.

See why here....

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When Whitney Met Bobby

Thanks to Screenhead for pointing me to a short clip from the upcoming series featuring Bobby Brown & Whitney Houston. Now, we all know this reality show will be a trainwreck - clearly Bobby and Whitney have been living...

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Egon Ronay, eat your heart attack

Have a fast-food fetish? Craving some junk food reviews? Check these out: A Hamburger Today, Watch Me Eat A Hot Dog, and Slice- America's Favorite Pizza Weblog. Of course, none of these compare to a site mentioned here before,...

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I'm So Hot

Quite what this has to do with either the emancipation of cows, or buying a damn lottery ticket in Maryland, I have absolutely no idea. But the music video is hilarious. ...

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For Jews About to Rock, We Salute You

Jewsrock.org is a comprehensive site that details all the Jews who Rock. The Challa Fame has a pretty long list that includes rockers and bands that list at least one Jewish musician as a member like David Lee Roth,...

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Who's getting married in the morning?

A big YBNBY shout out & congratulations to contributor I Love Robots who's finally tying the knot tomorrow. What's more, he's marrying Evil Richard's sister, and Evil himself is Best Man. yes, we know, all very incestuous, but we...

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For all you Vader Haters out there

Vader Fortune...

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Fruits and Nuts

A public service announcement....

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Ransom Note For a Dalek

A few weeks ago, a model Dalek was stolen from a tourist attraction in England. Today, a ransom note was received, along with a severed “plunger” arm. Shades of Getty! According to the BBC: Former Dr Who actor Colin...

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Free Katie

It's probably too late for her now but we shouldn't give up....

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Googlewatch

From Silicon Valley Watcher: Google plans to use trucks equipped with lasers and digital photographic equipment to create a realistic 3D online version of San Francisco, and eventually other major US cities. The trucks would drive along every San...

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Please bow your heads.

No, he's not dead, but he's still missing? Day three of no Artie on the Stern show. Got a theory? Let us know, as we unveil... ...

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Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh!

This goddam game has been driving me crazy all week, and I figure there's no reason why I should suffer alone. ...

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Cruise redux

I thought about saving this for my Saturday movie feature, but it's too good not to share. Dane Cook doing a bang-up job impersonating Crazy Cruise on the Jimmy Kimmel show. Enjoy. ...

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Open Letter to All Online Gambling Sites

Leave us alone! We're just trying to have some fun here. We get the point. You have an online gambling site and you can post comments to blogs as a way of promoting your site. We've seen them! Stop it...

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It's Raining Men

alleluia...

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Wild Child

We all know that the internet is the place to go for everything, including comprehensive documentation on children raised by wild animals....

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Wednesday is New Comics Day

This week's recommended comic is Ice Haven by Daniel Clowes. Ice Haven is a new hardcover collecting one of the greatest single issue comics ever written. Daniel Clowes has gained a lot of mainstream recognition in recent years due...

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Where's Artie Lange???

Attention all Stern fans...you listening to the show? Artie's not on, and no one's talking about it. It's really wierd. Do we have another KC situation on our hands? Has Artie fallen off the wagon, and Howard's not going...

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Top Five - Wednesday Edition

Inspired by the Scaramouch Imaginary Girlfriends link, we bring you a top five for the single crowd. With the iGuy, you're never alone. Then again, this wallpaper looks even better. Pretend you're Gulliver and you rule over your rug....

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Women I've shagged, raise your right hand

“Want to know how many people you've really shagged?” This is the selling line from Shagster.net, a site that aims to do for casual sex what classmates.com did for school reunions. Sign up today, locate people you shagged once...

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Picture Walls

Some fantastic examples of murals from Eric Grohe Murals & Design, including a section of before and after photos. ...

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Incongruous Ad Songs

Slate.com recently asked people to send in their best examples of bad uses of popular songs in TV commercials. Examples where the advertisers either didn't know what the song was really about or did their best to make it work...

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The Gashlycrumb Tinies

Edward Gorey's greatest work. For some reason "D" is missing from the navigation but you can see it if you click the graphical button. Watch little children perish....

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Contagious Media Update: Felon Check

Cue the Fox News Alert whoosh. Looks like Josh, the (allegedly) terrible telemarketer and (alleged) ass-end of Felon Check's joke, has served up a Cease & Desist. Here's Josh's (alleged) post on the Felon Check Blog: Hey Aaron, I...

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The "Cinderella" Story

For those of you wondering if you should see "Cinderella Man". There's a review posted here on BigPictureBigSound, y'all....

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A chat with Axl Rose - or maybe not...

So did Axl really pop his head over the Chinese Wall to say “hi”, or is this really the new Clifford Irving? You decide. ...

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I think I found my new cellphone wallpaper

Cute little critter, ain't he? See more pics of the whole Cyclops family at Penis Plays Dress Up. ...

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MSNBC - WTF?!?

Via fishbowlDC...

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CNN - WTF?

Bill Hemmer has left CNN to "pursue other opportunities". So who does CNN replace him with as the co-anchor for "American Morning" with Soledad O'Brien? Someone else named O'Brien. Miles, that is. Can't wait for the cute banter the...

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Scientists teach monkeys how to use money

...Larry Flynt rushes Monkey Asstronauts to newsstands. via BoingBoing....

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Smarty Pants Scientists Ruining Everyone's Fun

How can we argue the "moral" implications of stem cell research if scientists go ahead and find a way to generate embryonic stem cells without using actual embryos? Boo!...

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Suck-Up III - Revenge of the Suck

In episode one, many questions were left unanswered. In episode two, a ray of hope. And now, YesBut brings you the story no other blog will waste time posting... THE SUCK-UP INTERVIEW Credits: Questions - courtesy of interviewer extraordinaire...

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Monster Engine

This week's good idea that I wish I had thought of is Monster Engine by an artist named Dave DeVries. He has taken children's drawings and fleshed them out in fully painted images, keeping the child's sense of line...

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hooked on another show...

Anyone catch the USA channel marathon of a show called The 4400? In a nutshell, 4400 people who have mysteriously vanished over a number of decades suddenly reappear all at once, with super powers and stuff. It's pretty good....

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Time for new fact-checkers

Blogebrity might have fallen to #5 in the Contagious Media Showdown, but it's the only entrant to make it into Time magazine (item above). If I were the guy in charge of verifying stories, I'd turn to Telequitter before...

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This man is a HERO!!!

Did anyone see 60 Minutes last night? Well I did, and because of this, I witnessed the first true act of altruism I've ever seen in corporate america...EVER. The gentlemen above is Dr. Peter Rost. He was interviewed by...

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just a short break...

Soon, I'll tell spread word of the wondrous journey I've taken! (Thanks Tom)...

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Where in the World is Jellio?

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Call it a draw then, shall we?

Spamalot wins Best Musical at Tonys. So clearly I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. ...

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A love story with Moxie

Imagine the scene 20 years from now. A cute girl walks across a Harvard Campus. It's Fall, and the autumnal leaves compliment her flowing auburn hair, as if nature herself is in love with the new undergrad, and is...

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Google UFOs: updates

A while back we posted about how a UFO had been found in one of the Google Satellite Maps. Over time more and more have turned up over particular areas of the country, and apparently if you map out...

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Lego Escher

If you're a Lego fanatic, what could be the most challenging thing to build - spheres? Lifelike faces? For Andrew Lipson, the answer was Escher's impossible buildings. Take a look at some of these, alongside the original sketches: ...

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That Was The Week That Was

A new feature for Sundays where we recap the weeks top stories for those too lazy to visit us on a daily basis. This weeks' highlights. Classic Super 8 packaging - Super Fuzz on Super 8 Latest from the...

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Contagious Media: Into the home stretch

This is probably my last post on Contagious Media until Thursday when the competition ends and we can see who won all the categories. But right now.... ...

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Saturday Night at the Movies

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody, I've got some money 'cause I just got paid. Now, how I wish I had someone to talk to - I'm in an awful way. Shooting continues on the new Superman...

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Exquisite Corpses

Photographer Izima Kaoru stages haunting landscapes featuring dead bodies. See more at the Von Lintel Gallery site. ...

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Weekend Caption Contest

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Thought for the day

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Pixar coming to the MOMA

I just read over at Cartoonbrew that the art of the Pixar will be coming to the NYC MOMA at the end of this year. It's the 10th anniversary of Toy story and there is plenty of schwag to...

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Hershlag?

Star Wars yearbook photos....

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Jellio shatters masturbation world record

From the official story: “I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old, and I'm happy with my performance today” Actually, I generated that myself with the Fake-A-Wish news story generator. Insert the name of your...

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Cabbage Patch Dolls, these ain't

From the Migima Designs website: Grandparents (male and female pair of dolls with clothes) Grandparent dolls are 22“ tall and come with street clothes and underclothes (shorts for men, underpants and bra for women). Male dolls have gray hair...

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Brand Vandalism 2.0

During my three-year stint as an A&P cashier, I became friendly with lots of the truck drivers. One guy, who worked for a frozen foods company, used to always mess with his competitor's displays. He'd turn boxes upside down,...

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YBNBY Recommends: Oddjack

If you're the kind of person who only has time for one "Hey, look at this!" blog, stop reading now. We can't afford to lose you. But, if your participation in the Bored at Work Network goes beyond this...

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NSFW

I've used that phrase - “NSFW” - in emails to people lately and they've all said “what does that stand for?” NOT SAFE FOR WORK Ok, now that we've cleared that up, here are a few links that I've...

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Whistle Goes Woooooo

I might be the last one at the "Whistle Goes Woo!" party. But if you haven't seen this yet, please download and watch the clip. I'm begging you. Then, once you're in the fan club, check out this eBaum's...

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Would you buy a new camera from these guys?

Last year I decided to finally enter the digital photography realm, and after some research, settled on a Canon Digital Rebel (which, by the way, gives great results). After shopping around online, I found a superb deal (at least...

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The Corn Conspiracy, or how Nixon made us Fat

This is one of my favorite articles from the New York Times. The politics of agriculture and the root causes of the obesity epidemic are spelled out better than I've ever seen prior or since. "The (Agri)Cultural Contradictions Of...

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Things we still don't know

In the wake of Deep Throat's identity finally being revealed, the BBC is here to reassure us that there are still plenty of things we still don't know such as the recipe to Coca Cola, what happened to Hoffa,...

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TOMORROW IS FREE DONUTS DAY AT KRISPY KREME!!

Here endeth the public service announcement. And yes, actually, I DO have stock in KKD. Nothing is a safer bet than America eating itself happy. ...

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Great Moments in 49ers History

They've won five Super Bowls, but I think the San Francisco 49ers recently leaked PR training video has topped all those championship rings. The training video showed [team PR director Kirk] Reynolds, posing as the mayor of San Francisco,...

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The Man, The Sith

Um...will anyone come see this with me...? http://www.onemanstarwars.com/...

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May Roundup

The end of another month, and I thought I'd take a quick look back at our traffic stats. VISITORS May was our busiest month to date, serving up just over 44,000 pages to visitors from all over the world,...

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Continuity Errors

An interesting essay by the Director of the American Council of Science and Health about continuity in the vast sci-fi universes of Star Wars, Star Trek, and DC Comics. As a writer/editor at the American Council on Science and...

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Steaming pile of Sith

I wasn't going to post this until a certain YBNBY member extolled the virtues of "Episode III" in my office (with a British accent). Then I couldn't help myself. Beware, this Sith review is not for the weak....

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Summer TV Guide

CNN put together a rundown of this summer's new shows. The one that jumped out at me was Fire Me...Please. Fire Me ... Please films two people starting new jobs on the same day doing everything they can to...

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We Dream in Pixels

Kollabor8 is an experiment is collaborative imagemaking. A modern spin on the old Surrealist game, Exquisite Corpse, Kollabor8 allows you to download an image, modify it, and then upload again into the chain. It's very interesting to see the...

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10 Most Harmful Books of the 19th and 20th Centuries

...according to 15 of the most harmful conservative scholars and a conservative magazine called Human Events. If not for the limitation to the last two centuries you know the Koran would be number 1. Check out the list and...

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Deep Throat? Big Letdown.

So, W. Mark Felt's family has dragged him out of bed to end the "Who is Deep Throat?" guessing games and collect his book advance. Seems like the most common reaction is to feel a little down. Deep Throat...

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Numerology

Jerry Rice is arguably the NFL's all-time greatest wide receiver. After 21 seasons, he's lost more than a step. But Rice managed last week to latch on with the Denver Broncos. The only question that remained? Whether current Broncos...

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More Google Goodness

It seems that the folks at Google have even more wonders up their sleeves to unleash on us in the near future. The details are a little sketchy and hard to work out, but from what I can tell,...

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Good news to start your day

I'm not sure even what to write about this apart from pointing you to the article itself. Apparently, Rambo IV is in the works. ...

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Taxin' Jackson

This morning's Wall Street Journal (subscription) reports on the "Nose Job Tax" -- state-imposed levies on cosmetic surgeries. I generally shy away from elective surgery. But I'm not sure why state governments feel they deserve 6% of the cost...

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Wednesday is New Comics Day

This week's recommended comic is We3 by Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely. New comics actually come out on Thursday this week due to the holiday and this week's new comic to look for is the collected edition of the...

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