An ear-piercing ringtone, "Crazy Frog Axel F," is about to top the U.K. charts. No, not the ringtone charts. The weekly chart of top singles released every week since 1952 by the Official UK Charts Co.

The ring tone is based on a song that was recorded in Sweden nearly a decade ago by 17-year-old Daniel Malmedahl, using the high pitched revving of a two-stroke motorcycle.

I thought this was the stupidest thing I've ever heard. But "Crazy Frog" is outselling Coldplay's new single 4-to-1.

Download your own. Just please keep your phone on "Silent" around me.