Don't you hate it when you're looking for a greeting card that expresses to someone how they make you feel like Jesus riding a Brontosaurus while carrying a lizard and Hallmark just doesn't have anything even close to that? Or cards with giant desserts floating over the country? Or a bathing beauty riding a dinosaur? Or a dinsoaur flinging a boy into the ocean? Hell, I don't think Hallmark carries any dinosaur cards for that matter.

You can get them here though.

Fuck Hallmark.