I've been on vacation for a week, not only from work, but also from all things wired and internet-related - what a breathe of fresh air, did you miss me? I see in my absence there have been far too few posts about naked chicks in high heels, so I'm sure you're all glad I'm back to lower the tone once again.

Coming soon to a bathroom shelf near you, a perfect companion for that dog-eared and well-thumbed copy of Madonna's Sex. Four Inches features a host of naked celebrities - stars such as Christina Aguilera, Victoria Beckham (that's “Posh Spice” to you Americans), Anne Heche and Serena Williams - wearing nothing but a smile and what an old girlfriend of mine used to charmingly refer to as 'fuck-me shoes“ by Jimmy Choo. I even heard a rumor that Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York would be showing off her new nude slimlime figure, but don't quote me on that.

All proceeds from the book benefit women and children impacted by AIDS in Africa, which, of course, is why I'm posting about it here - always happy to support an artistic endeavor for a good cause. Read about it here, or just go ahead and pre-order it on Amazon.

Coming soon - the men of YBNBY calendar, naked except for their egos (so Jellio's pretty much completely covered)