There's a new handheld game machine on the streets of Singapore, which is touted variously as better than the PSP and a Gameboy in disguise. The truth is probably that's it's a cheap counterfeit.

I mention it only because the official website has a hilarious description of one of the pre-installed games:

Drifter Story Brief

According to the recording of history, there is an island named Gold Island on the Pacific Ocean, storing the enormous treasures. So the tramp drives the ship to seek the island alone. After long-term vagrancy, the tram found the island eventually. But they are facing various monsters and obstacles on the island.

With gameplay like that, how can you refuse?