I know we're covering these “Subserviant (insert parody here)” things way too much lately, but I got sent this one today, and it's actually pretty good. And you stand a chance to win my current object of lust (that's a Pontiac Solstice, not Rachel Perry. although......)
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She hated "Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me?"
She liked "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again"?
And I got the bouncer for "If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
and "That's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?"
Funnily enough, the best reaction I got from her was with "My brother would like you".
wtf how do you talk or type?