Is this a great segue, or what?

I walked passed this dude at lunch around Park and 53rd. Now I'm no genius or anything, but it looks like he's part of this Degree promotion. He's the Suck-Up...GET IT!?!

Here's the deal...I need to know what drives someone to take this gig. Is he an out-of-work actor? Does he work for the ad agency? Perhaps he's discovered a new way to meet women...I need to know.

If you have any information on this kid...please e-mail me. What's his name? Is he appearing in other boxes anytime soon? Does he get to keep the suit? I want his interview for YesBut.com, and will pay almost anything it takes to get it!!!

Now hit the streets...and good luck.

(PS: Because I didn't think to ask when I took the picture, that's why. I said I'm no genius.)