Another in my infrequent attempts to stop you all going out to the theater, movies, good restaurants and gallery shows, and to stay in and watch the Fox Network like the rest of us slobs.

Set your TiVos, because Gordon Ramsay is coming to America. For those that have never witnessed a “ right bollocking” dished out by Ramsey to anyone who happens to just look at him funny, you are in for a real treat. Ever since my wife and I saw a show called “Boiling Point” where he memorably said to a portly kitchen worker “Hey Fatty! Fatso! You're just fat and disgusting, aren't you?” or words to that effect, we've been morbidly hooked. Pure poetry from a guy voted one of Britain's worst bosses.

May 30th, Fox. Check out the preview here. Scaramouch recommends. This is the show we'll be talking about in three weeks time, mark my words.

(By the way, I hope you all watched my last pick - Gulager on Project Greenlight, which comes to a close this week. Fantastic TV)