Ramon Watkins is a prophet. In fact not just a prophet, THE prophet. The Prophet Yahweh, to be precise (or maybe that should be YHWH) After intense study of the Old Testament (the Hebrew version, naturally), he has unlocked the secret - buried in the text under the noses of biblical scholars through the centuries - of summoning UFOs. And claims he has done so thousands of times in his native Las Vegas (explaining, I suppose, all those Area 51 sightings).

Typical crank story, right? The kind of thing a local news channel airs in their “And finally” segment of the night. Must have seemed like a no-brainer to ABC News Las vegas: Meet up with Ramon, get him to invoke UFOs, nothing happens, file funny story.

Except - unfortunately for ABC, those UFOs appear at Ramon's request right on cue, and the whole thing is captured on camera.

All Praise Ramon.