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Porn is STILL king

2005 05 10 Bob Brittney

The Gawker network is probably the most popular blog network in existence, and, Boing Boing not withstanding, comprises a bunch of sites that must get enormous traffic figures. So it heartens me to read that, of all the Gawker sites, the most popular by far is Fleshbot, the blog that tries to be sophisticated and post-modern in it's purvey of T&A.

Of course, if we could only persuade a buxom young lady to record a version of the Numa Numa song topless to post here, I dare say YBNBY would be sitting on a goldmine too.

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Big Hairy Audacious Gorangutan

Bigfoot Main Sized

Yup, it's that time again, when a man in a rented King Kong costume stumbles down to the creek for a leak, only to find himself filmed for the X-Files. Bigfoot captured on video.

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Heads Up

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I haven't blogged much in a few days due to something called “real life” interceding, but my bookmark folder is getting very backed up, so it's time to start spewing forth again. And i thought I'd start by raising the tone with this new South African ad for a fruit-flavored condom. On the left you see the spread as it will appear in magazines like FHM, and on the right, a simulation of the reading experience. It's hard to resist saying “Man that blows!” (via AdRag)

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YesButPaparazzi

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This picture's photographer walked a fine line between taking a phenomenal celebrity photo and taking a beating in a phenomenal celebrity photo. This time, he got lucky. A man devoted to his craft.

Today's Moblog entry ("Tuesday") was a daring close-up. Let Chaz Sheen's pic be a warning to all YesButMobloggers -- sometimes, the subjects attack.

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Missed out on Carmen? How about an MJ puppet?

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The puppet re-enactors from "Michael Jackson Puppet Theater" on Countdown with Keith Olbermann are now on ebay.

see them in action here.

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Turn your crappy handwriting into a crappy font

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Fontifier lets you use your own handwriting for the text you write on your computer.
It turns a scanned sample of your handwriting into a handwriting font that you can use
in your word processor or graphics program, just like regular fonts such as Helvetica.

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Anyone got lunch plans?

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Friend just sent me an e-mail...The Rolling Stones are playing outside at Lincoln Center, like...now.

Details.

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My first Star Wars post...kinda.

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Store Wars. Pretty cool viral effort from the Organic Trade Association.

Via MetaFilter.

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The Found Footage Festival

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The Found Footage Festival is a travelling event that showcases hilarious video footage found in thrift stores, dumpsters,garage sales, etc.

There's a funny showcase of various clips here including the familiar "Winnebago Man" as well as a bizarre, effects laden Wendy's training video, a safety video, and something called Kirk's 40th birthday.

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Own Howard Stern's Escalade

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Another hundred trips to Vegas and Jellio can afford Howard's (driver's) stretch Escalade. See the eBay listing.

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The Huffington Post

So Ariana Huffington's celebrity blog went live this week. It's a pretty interesting collection of commentary from a mix of celebs, writers, politicians, pundits and others. It's nice to see celebrities make typos when they post their blog entries. They're just like us!

How long until Walter Cronkite posts a link to Virtual Bartender?

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Updating Our Top Stories...

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Quick updates on some recent posts:

Apparently, Runaway Bride Jen Wilbanks stole more than our nation's heart. Specifically, $1,740 in merchandise.

Looking to scam the foreign press and/or Joe Scarborough? Try FakeArnold.com.

And sources say Paula Abdul was supposed to play the Amy Poehler ("Paula") role in the American Idol skit on SNL, but the real Paula had a breakdown in rehearsal. Perhaps that's why the skit seemed so...off. By "sources," I mean my wife, who heard this on the radio this morning while I was showering. High journalistic standards we have here.

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