As the tattoo mistakenly placed on Norm Peterson's ass says, God Bless the U.S. Postal Service.

For $17, you, too, can have 20 stamps in your image. Or your company's logo's image. Or Dr. J's. Just not Ted Kaczynski's.

I was a summer intern at Stamps.com in 1999 during the IPO, which sent the stock soaring to $98.50 by Fall before plummeting to $3.50 by Winter. I made and lost a lot of hanging around money that semester. Anyway, happy to see that they're doing well. The stock is hovering around $19 today.