A recent study found that teenagers who take virginity pledges are more likely to engage in high-risk sexual behavior.
The results of an eight year study of 20,000 Texas teenagers by the National Longitudinal Study of Adolescent Health found that taking an abstinence pledge made them five times more likely to have oral or ANAL sex...but not intercourse.
Please select from the following list of punchlines:
1) Where were these pledges when I was a kid?
2) I'd spend eight year in high school too if I was getting this kind of action.
3) Longitudinal study...heh, heh.
4) And finally...No Jimmy, I want to stay pure before my wedding day...You can only do me up the ass.
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