Yes, I know what you must be thinking. “Yet ANOTHER photonovel strip site based on photographs of inflatable animals masturbating over computer porn. When will it end.” But it's late at night, and I figured mentioning one more couldn't hurt.

Here's an addictive flash game that has the added bonus of depicting the forces of pure evil as cute little mischief makers.

Any designers out there who are tired of clients asking them “what the hell does all this Latin copy have to do with my brochure/ad/web page?” may want to take advantage of this alternative random text generator.

In honor or Monday...a Lumbergh sound board,
a game that involves Bill Cosby going postal,
and a really shitty way to start the week.

...but I heard something about BMW Comics, an extension of the successful BMW Films series, and wanted to ask our resident experts how this was received by discriminating fans (of comics and BMWs, I guess).

This Saturday was Madison, Wisconsin's first annual Running of the Brides. Pretend priests, grooms and brides took to the streets on a four mile course (handicapped with dead ends here and there to even out the competition). The event attracted much attention from onlookers, especially due to some of the more outlandish variations on wedding attire that included additional bikinis, hockey masks and tutus.

Alright, so Wisconsin hates cats (who doesn't), but they know how to have a good time.

Read more at the Wisonsin State Journal

Anyone following this season's The Apprentice will know of the tobacco chewing millionaire, Chris Shelton. Chris has a little - shall we say - anger management problem. In the last episode, he swore he was a reformed man, although his threat to go find someone and break their kneecaps if they didn't find his lost credit card still struck me as slightly cantankerous.

So it must come as no surprise that Chris was arrested yesterday at the Hard Rock Hotel in Florida for disorderly conduct, according to The Smoking Gun.

Tonight, Wisconsin voters will vote on a proposal
to allow the hunting of feral cats.

Read about it here.

Read about someone trying to stop it here.

Read an article explaining why New York City should secede from the rest of the country here.

Here's a new twist on VoiceVertising, which YesButNoButYes helped make (mildly) famous.

From the eBay auction "ILL SCREAM YOUR ADVERTISEMENT EVERY WEEKEND/VIDEO PROOF":

"BONUS: ILL HAVE A FORM FITTING SHIRT MADE WITH YOUR WEBSITE/LOGO AND WEAR IT AT THE SAME TIME. SO YOULL BE GETTING A HUMAN BILLBOARD AND A LIVE ,LOUD VOICE ADVERTISING"

If her typing is any indication, she's got the pipes for this. But while she's pleasing to the eye, I think I'll miss Floyd's (the original VoiceVertiser) ear-pleasing British accent.

Yesterday, I meandered through a People mag and was totally sucked in by the "Mailbag" page. I couldn't believe real people took actual time to write in with these comments.

So, get ready for a simple running feature -- "Some People: Junk from the Mailbag."

The standout from the March 28 issue:

"I was thrown off guard by J-Lo's comment about a future pregnancy: 'One healthy baby would be enough for me.' We'd all like a healthy one, but we take what's given to us. Please think long and hard, Jennifer, before you get pregnant -- and about what you'd do if your baby is not a healthy one."

Karen
Bryantown, Maryland

This begs a quesion: what's worse, writing to People about J-Lo's family planning, or writing on YesButNoButYes about somebody who writes to People about J-Lo's family planning? That's another running feature for another time.