...but point-and-laugh at the way businesses cram it down our throats. Especially during Annual Report season.

The authors of Why Business People Speak Like Idiots are wrapping up Manure Madness, where they tear apart the sanitized language from the Fortune 500. Good times. It's Lockheed Martin vs. McKesson in the finals.

From Fight The Bull: "In honor of Tuesday's episode of The Office, we'll turn our attention today to Lockheed Martin and its much-touted Diversity Initiative. The initiative takes center stage in the About Us section of the company's website with this ethnically balanced, senior-year style portrait (above)." Read more and vote for your favorite.

From Lockheed: "People often ask what sets Lockheed apart from its competitors. The answer is people." Brilliant.