Take the amount of information you can physically process in one afternoon, and multiply it by 100, and you have the Armory Show. Here's a taste.

1) A human chain-link fence.
2) Marcel Dzama; I just sold a set of three of these for $500.00. They were $1,650.00 each at the show - putz.
3) We gravitate to what we know.
4) And the award for most laughs goes to...
5) Wait, we have a tie. (see a trend developing?)
6) Deitch Projects opened a bakery. This artist is also repainting Coney Island ride by ride.
7) Will Cotton's known for painting candy, baked goods, etc. Guess he got bored with that
8) This was next to a video of a woman throwing herself repeatedly into a brick wall.
9) Vik Muniz rocks. Pictures of pictures, in chocolate, spaghetti sauce, dust, and now tiny little toys. I really need to get rich.
10) A mechanical caveman slitting his own wrists and laughing hysterically. Title: Happiness is Overrated.
11) Julian Opie. He has an outdoor show down at City Hall right now. Guess this didn't make the cut.
12) See Mr. Wasteful. Some people save the packing Styrofoam.
13) An armory at the Armory.
14) Get back in my subconscious where you belong.
15) Says it all.