New York Press just put out its annual list of bad apples. And love it or hate it, it's some funny shit. Here's a sample...

49. Daniel Doctoroff - Deputy Mayor
Doctoroff ascended from the ranks of the anonymous pathetic to the truly loathsome...Doctoroff's bid was never more than a reckless, dishonest, desperate (and, thankfully, failing) attempt to stamp his double Ds in the history books. See you in Paris, Danny.

36. Thomas Krens - Guggenheim Director
Hired because he claimed to know how to make money, the Art World's reigning Asshole decided to make the Guggenheim a chain operation.

26. Rocco DiSpirito - Chef
Now he's hawking Mama's meatballs and a cooking-in-a-vacuum contraption on QVC, and flirting with endomorphic Midwestern housewives on his AM radio program: another sniveling ex-hipster with a motor scooter. (ouch!)

18. Ed Koch - Democratic Ex-Mayor
"How'm I doin'?" To our amazement, pretty good, you batty old queen. (WHAT?!?)

1. Michael R. Bloomberg - Mayor of New York City
There’Äôs something for everyone to hate in the born-again Republican mayor...But what would you expect from a man who has dedicated his life to one man and one man only? Mike Bloomberg has never cared about anyone but himself, and for that, he wears the crown in 2005.

Man...they must bottle it all up for the other 364 days of the year. Must be cathartic to write, 'cause it's sure fun to read. Oh well, ya gotta have some pretty thick skin in this town...right, boys?