That’Äôs right, you’Äôve made Yesbut your daily stop for humor, news, entertainment and other amazingly important information, all covered from a biased and opinionated point of view. And now’ĶPRIZES!

Announcing the 1st annual Yesbutnobutyes.com March Madness Sweepstakes!

Starting March 1st, and running for the entire month, every weekday we will give away not one, but two vintage McDonaldland Happy Meal toys, taken from the Jellio personal collection of useless and slightly questionable memorabilia. How do I win, you ask? Here’Äôs how’Ķ

Every day, I will pick a number between 1 and 100, write the number on a post-it, and hide it in a secret place. All you need to do is e-mail your guess to the daily contest article, and the first person to guess correctly wins!

The rules:
- One entry per person per day
- Yesbut writers are not eligible
- Entrants must send in their guess with an e-mail address to contact the winner
- If there is more than one correct guess, first correct guess will win
- Winners will be posted on the following day
- If there is no correct guess on any day, the prize gets rolled over to the next day, for double the excitement!
- If no one enters after the first couple days, I’Äôll lose interest, and the sweepstakes will be terminated
- YesBut March Madness is in no way affiliated with McDonald’Äôs’Ķbut those McGriddles sure are tasty.
- Why does a grown man own a gym locker basket full of Happy Meal Toys? Shut up.

YESBUT MARCH MADNESS’ĶProving beyond a shadow of a doubt at least one of us is really bored

Coming in April, the ’ÄúPull My Finger’Äù Olympics