I'm always surprised by these surveys that ask men what they find most attractive in a woman. How on earth can men, in all honesty, answer "eyes" or 'hair" or "legs" or (heaven help us) "sense of humor".

Myself, I'm a breast man. Tits, mammaries, bosoms, knockers, boobs, titties, nipples, boulders, bristols, bazookas.... well, you get the idea.

It seems I'm not alone (as if I didn't know that already) and I have a strong supporter in the animal kingdom. Remember Koko, the talking gorilla, who once hosted a chat session on AOL and who has a vocabulary of thousands of words? Well, it seems Koko has a nipple fetish, and two former employees of the Gorilla Foundation are claiming they've been fired for refusing to show Koko their breasts. Man, you just can't make this stuff up.

This news article is actually a couple of weeks old, and I'd almost forgotten about it hadn't it been for my friends at Transbuddha.com who are featuring an interesting retrospective of Breasts In Advertising.