Here's an obvious, but nevertheless entertaining web site, that should be very familiar. Make sure to play with the "settings" & check out the "disclaimer" at the bottom for a brief slideshow on "How It Works".

A solar powered speaking Bible designed for people with reading difficulties.

Headphones not included because you can't really convert people sitting next to you on the subway with headphones, can you?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/4227417.stm

Its not that I'm stuck on this theme, I just had to post this.

"Despite complaints from 60 people, Britain's advertising regulators said Wednesday there is nothing inappropriate about the genitals of an animated frog whose high-pitched squeals are sold as a mobile phone ringtone," a Reuters dispatch tells us.

"Television adverts of the motorcycle-riding Crazy Frog, who is drawn with a broad smile and a tiny penis, run frequently on British television, amusing, baffling and annoying viewers."

Last week, a school in Rhode Island cancelled its spelling bee "because administrators decided the crowning of only one winner violates the main principle of the federal No Child Left Behind Act -- that all children should succeed." Great lesson.

But now it looks like the bee is back on. My favorite part is this line: "Superintendent Tindall-Gibson said bees require several months of preparation and man-hours to pull together." What kind of elaborate sets are they designing? Grab a dictionary and get it on.

Apparently Punxsutawney Phil has spoken, and the news isn't good. We're getting another.......

Whoa, that was weird.

Apparentlyt Punxsutawney Phil has spoken, and the news isn't good. We're getting another 6 weeks of Winter. Oh well.

Here's a fun way to waste a few hours. A site called MusicPlasma lets you type in the name of any band or artist and it returns a family tree-like display with similar bands or musicians. I started with Green Day, Cher and Wayne Newton. Via Boing Boing

Ladies and Gentlemen...Magical Trevor Part Two.

In addition to watching porn and masturbating in front of school children, it seems that monkeys also experience depression and hold grudges.

Ha ha