Pay Per View is alive and well in the animal kingdom. In a story that seems like it should come straight from the pages of The Onion, scientists have actually determined that, given a choice, male monkeys will willingly give up their nuts and juice in return for access to images of female monkey butt.

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The monkeys were later heard to complain that they believed they were getting a free month's trial, and that it proved nearly impossible to cancel their subscriptions when they realized the service was mostly the same old pictures of monkey butt they could find elswhere for free,