You've probably all seen this already, ardent viewers of televised pap that I'm sure you all are. I've been suck(er)ed into UK television since being posted over here in early January and this caught my heart and eye this evening:

• Direct link to The Moving Picture Quicktime file (their embedded page doesn't show it wide-screen)
• From The Moving Picture Company page (Quicktime)
• A crappier version From CBS (Windows Media Player)

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GK would have loved it. Hell, he would have done it if he could have.

Update:

I've since found some more links to do with car ads, just to get them out of the way right now, right here. The current Citroën commercial for the C4 is a variation on an old theme, done here somewhat basement-geekily on a VW Beetle for a hobby project (direct MPG link). The VW, I know, is old news...

Yep, whoop de doo, we're one week old today. And man, look at that traffic just TRICKLING in. I tell you, soon it'll be like the steady flow of your morning ablution. If you haven't told your friends to come over and check us out yet, then here's an added incentive - our FIRST competition. The winner of which will get any old crap we find lying in the basement that we figure we can't sell on ebay. You pay shipping. So, on with the game. Three easy steps.

STEP ONE - download this amazing piece of mix-madness - Intro-Inspection by Osymyso, by right clicking here (11 MB but, yes, it IS worth it)

STEP TWO - name as many tracks as you can, in order

STEP THREE - err, there is no step 3. It just sounded better than "two easy steps".

Game on.

Forget Halle. Move over Cameron. Get out of the way, Charlize. Because there's a new sex symbol on the horizon.

I'm talking about Jo Frost - star of ABC's new show, Supernanny. Maybe it's the plum Bristish accent, maybe it's the schoolmistress glasses, and smart suits wrapped around her more than ample figure, or maybe it's just the way she stares down and tells you that you've been a "VERY... NAUGHTY... BOY". All I know is that I'd be happy to go sit with her on the naughty mat any time.

Supernanny - I know, I know, you're laughing now, but check it out and you'll immediately see why I'm completely entrapped and even more completely disturbed. ABC, Monday at 10/9c. Set your TiVo's, you naughty boys.

Now here's a gal who knows what she wants. From Craig's List:

"Subject: Ok . . . I give up . . . just fuck me like a whore - 31

"I'm a busy, successful, attractive woman with a professional degree and a great circle of friends. I have a life. What I don't have, however, is a lot of time to wade through a bunch of bullshit. If you just want to get laid, fine; just say that up front so I can move on.

"Don't make me waste my time exchanging e-mails for days, then stop writing after I don't want to answer the "money" questions after knowing you for 3.5 hours, like 1) what's the craziest sex you've ever had? 2) how often do you masturbate? 3) do you have a nice, clean ass, with clean ass odor? (I couldn't make that up) and 4) do you like oral? (DUH??!!?? WHO DOESN'T??) Apparently, no matter how pretty, sexy, funny, smart, successful, sweet, caring, interesting etc. I am, it all boils down to one thing: fucking. Fine. I give up. You want to fuck? I can fuck."

Read the whole message here.