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There are some truly excellent programs on television. (30 Rock, The Office, The Colbert Report, etc...) However, these shows are often eclipsed by the type of shows that make you want to face punch a small animal. I'm talking about programs that cater to the lowest common denominator; people who lack the intelligence to peel an orange. Men and women who think hard hitting news involves Lindsey Lohan's breasts.

I spent almost ten years working in television and I learned a thing or two. (Most importantly: don't work in television.) With this knowledge, I thought I'd list how I'd improve popular television shows to make them truly interesting to watch.

From: Where's My Jetpack

Someone went all out to prove a point. This is freaky.

First go to Go Army and get a feel for the site and the content.

Then hop over to No Army and see what they did. I guess propaganda has a mirror image.

Is there a trick to how No Army mirrored this so well? Have you ever seen anything similar to this done before?

A tight spot, however will she park there?

Now Hillary's writing letters. Doesn't she have email?

The price of a stamp is rising but Frank's getting one.

The 50 year old Virgin is celebrating that fact.

Foxy apologizes kinda, sorta.

Forbes finds men crave the muscle cars. Women they love the Beetle Convertibles

Ya gotta love Mike Gravel. He's about as entertaining as a politician gets.

This has to be the best BBC News headline ever.

I know, I've gone a bit overboard with the Grand Theft Auto IV posts lately. This will be my last, I promise. It's just that, when I'm not causing chaos around Liberty City, I'm dreaming about causing chaos in Liberty City. It should also be known that I don't consider myself a gamer. While I enjoy playing video games, I don't spend the bulk of my free time playing them. I don't read gaming magazines. I own only one console. I'm also not a virgin.

After supporting Take-Two by being part of the half-billion take they've made on the game in the last week, I thought I'd mention things GTA IV has taught me since last Tuesday.

This is great...and an interesting use of blood, guts and gore to promote Prince of Persia.

You can find some interesting, odd and funny images when you go to any of the web's photo sharing sites and type in random words. Check them out.

After decades of working in radio, this really hits home. I used to dream in advertising cliches. And when I was married to another announcer, people used to comment on how weird it was to hear us speak to each other off-air. I quit my last radio job two years ago tomorrow; maybe my communication skills have normalized a bit by now. This video won second place in some YouTube contest.

(via Everlasting Blort)

It would take real talent to screw up a movie with this concept. The Nazis have been hiding out on the moon since 1945. Eventually, they'll come back. The makers of Iron Sky are looking for a distribution deal.

How are you going to spend your economic stimulus check? Some have already received theirs (and spent it), and some are still waiting (me). I've heard that the last two digits of your social security number will tell you where you are in the payment queue. There is a blog devoted to reports of what people are doing with the money, appropriately titled How I Spent My Stimulus. My $900 will go into the bank to partially cover the $$$ I sent the IRS in self-employment tax a month ago.

I take back all those things I said about New York commuters. After watching this video, I have a new found respect for that guy with the armpits that smell like onions and whose hand just happens to crazy my genital region one too many times.

(Via Evan Almighty)